it’s about over analyzing your current tasks and over describing common minutiae.

instead of: “I worked on restoring a database connection”

it becomes: “I worked with the DBAs, networking, and OpSec to restore the connection and ensure that connectivity remains up and secure. I also plan on working on adding proper monitoring to alert when this happens again. I should be done in a few days.”

then in a few days it becomes: “ran into scheduling conflicts with the monitoring team and will need it push it out until next week. Until then I’ll continue the monitor the situation and let you know if anything new comes up.”

no shit Sherlock.

they’re not working against us you dumb fuck.

they’re just not working with us because of your dumbass.

I did something similar. I figured that whatever was in there could read my mind so I imagined doing the most heinous violent acts on whatever was in there. I thought that it would scare whatever was in there away from me.

eventually I started doing it anytime I was scared or nervous.

now I’m a psychopath and nothing scares me, because I’ll just kill whatever scares me.

thanks mild childhood trauma!

the same folks who didn’t get why the piss jugs episode was so funny.

WHAT? NO, I’M NOT A PHYSICAL THERAPIST, SO I CAN’T “GIVE YOUR ASS A MASSAGE”. OK! THANKS, GOOD LUCK TO YOU TOO!

Not my proudest moment.

sadly, I think the people on the bus are disappointed in me more than I am in myself.

you can’t see it yet, it’s bubbling just below the surface of this calm exterior you see.

it’s there, seething, being super heated by unfettered rage.

you want to see a good show europoor? stick around. you will see the most horrific shit that will make the rest of the world terrified of Americans.

I once got so high that I stayed home from school and masturbated all day long.

I was severely chafed the next day…but man, what a day…

I’ll take both please.

if that’s the case

*C=======B

long pp

a/s/l bb?

I’ll ask this question.

would you fuck without a condom at a hundred man orgy?

I think there’s grounds here for them to not identify the current administration as legitimate. thus negating any agreements with the US government.

once was a man named Glyster,

he fished on the beach like a meister,

he shouted from the sea,

get the fuck off of me,

and was found balls deep in an oyster.

for only 3% of global shipping evidently.

I did, but they didn’t. 🤣

take note Americans, this is the nation the orange tumor wants for us.