I feel like it has to be a lot harder to write for The Onion nowadays when all of the headlines could legit be true.

I’ve said it before and I’ll keep on saying it - Republicans are TRASH. Period. If they weren’t, they’d no longer call themselves Republicans.

Should it be? Yep, along with countless other things people have just let go.

However if folks don’t wake the fuck up soon it really won’t matter.

And yes, I know about the “No Kings” rallies and 3.5% and all that - just ping me when there are actual CHANGES resulting from it.

Clearly the wrong price; should be going for $86.47.

Time for that fucker to be hunted down with at least 3x the resources used for Luigi, right?

And so it begins…

Can’t that asshole just pardon them though?

Midwest, weed whacker here as well.

One time, but someone was kind enough to wake me up so I could finish it.

Technically it’s 6 assholes, but yeah, will probably be 5-4 as either ACB or Roberts plays the good guy and votes with morality.

I’d like to hear more about how that works…

The most honest answer out there.

Ask the Chinese about Tiananmen Square.

But some victors won’t allow for an unbiased account…

So what are we going to DO about it?

They ALL seem like big ones, but then we get over and shift that much further into authoritarianism.

Happy cake day!

Actually, the Florida Bar has dismissed two other complaints for bullshit reasons. The complainants are, among others, some retired Florida Supreme Court Justices and various other attorneys and legal scholars who, in this third complaint, correctly called out that the first two dismissals were BS.

Small world! Also live in her district, but I’m disappointed she isn’t doing more to obstruct.

Moron and Marshall are both beyond worthless.

Need Musk to start talking about how he rigged the voting machines…