Misleading title as per the first part of the video. If you funneled it through a straw, only a small amount would come out due to cavitation. If you turned off cavitation, then yes, you’d have a pressure washer operating at speeds comparable to the speed of light.

I think simply knowing what the “F” is means you’re old and a nerd.

Named after Trump’s wig?

I don’t remember exactly what it looks like, but I’m sure this is it…

And South Central, where a Crisp is a dyslexic gangbanger.

Given up? I don’t know. I’ve been appalled pretty much non-stop since 2000, though. When we were taught history, the X’ers learned that the pendulum always swings back the other way. And when you looked back, the notion always kind of held water. But, draw a line from Nixon through Reagan, the Bushes, to Trump, and the conclusions you’ll draw are pretty grim.

There was an influential statement that was true in 1990 that was haunting, though: “The only presidential democracy with [more than 41 years] of constitutional continuity is the United States.” (I think there are around 5 others now between 40 and 70-something years old now.) Despite having a long run, this system isn’t particularly sturdy.

We’ll see, I guess.

“He’s coding! I need a red bull, cargo shorts, and quiet classic rock, stat!”

I was sure COVID killing off 15-20k people per day would sober the MAGAts up. Boy, did I feel silly.

It’s singular, but (strangely) possessive. Like, O’Malley’s implies O’Malley’s Bar, this would be the restaurant that belongs to TGIF.

Rage Against the Vaccine Rage Against the Latte Machine Rage Against the Voting Machine

“I owe my soul to the company store.” - 1946

(I put way too much into pondering if it should be Aubries Plaza.)

Do you want Aubrey Plazas, Lana? Because that’s how you get Aubrey Plazas.

Meanwhile “War Pigs” is playing loudly in the back of my head.

More like ‘decomposing’, amirite, guys?

I don’t know… “Akshually, as a _________…” precedes an astonishing amount of ridiculous garbage.

It’s like the Bible, I think.

I remember when we laughed at Dan Quayle misspelling ‘potato’.

Good job, Republicans. Quality statesmanship, that is.

:q!