I’m married too

New teeth please

I hate when I get teeth stuck in my teeth

Now imagine an ulcer. Imagine the popsherds getting lodged in that.

I’ve seen some shit

Oh some of mine were easily visible

I’m gonna start calling Jan 6 the Bubba’s Blower reBellion

Es mi dia primero

He said fluoridation was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, fluoridation is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

i am introverted and sing in public like every day. i just stopped caring.

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now i know why he was so mad at the white house correspondent’s dinner. jilted again (first bill, then barry)

meanwhile i was aiming for a tasteful poop joke

i’m pretty sure they don’t do polls that quickly

read what?

one of the epstein documents referred to “your boy donnie” blowing Bubba (assumed to be either Bill Clinton or G. Maxwell’s horse)

edit: and putain having photos

👉*👈

all the other asds are sparkling ferroequinologists

i’m sure they can find an appropriate dildo such that we wouldn’t be abusing a horse