I’m told the temperature is different here.

It’s boffo

but like, do I line the waffle cone with chocolate like they do with a drumstick? like, between the cone and the ice cream. I can overcomplicate this

My latest playthrough I almost did “farts”, but I settled on “ennui” because I decided my character is french

I make damn good ice cream, too… it shouldn’t be too hard to replicate but it’s been so long since I’ve had one I forget the exact construction.

I got some bad news, dude

their ice cream is awful tho

Choco tacos for the classy evenings

As a fellow member of the [If It’s Delicious Who Cares If It’s aUtHenTic] Club, I don’t usually feed my dogs a hand selected blend of peppers and spices, but you’re invited to the cookout anyways.

Eating flies. We’ve also planned ahead for lizards to eat the spiders, snakes to eat the lizards, gorillas to eat the snakes, and winter to kill off the gorillas.

I’ve got this great hiking wool sock. It’s strangely soft for being wool. I bet it’s pretty nutritious compared to that poly-cotton blend.

I’m so sorry

What if they added tractors

If it distracts him, yes?

It’s already online? Or was 8 years ago.

Someone tell him Barron’s Xbox gets it’s chips from Taiwan I don’t care if it’s true

I’m so glad all I ever did in politics is build some homeless shelters a few decades ago. Shouldn’t be enough to get me noticed.

I feel that way about most musicians tho, and I’m a musician. Unless they’re one of my favorite bands, I’m not listening to the entire album in one sitting.

Goddammit Sadam