if you can really call it life

but how large is the splash zone?

as would i and i’m no decent person

towels are supposed to bend?

probably whoever did this’s signature

I once went to the ed for butt disease related dehydration. The idiot PA manning the ed would not be gainsayed about my medical history that I was there for, not him. It could be possible that his 15 second glance through my 400 volume medical records may have missed some nuanced. But no, according to him I had the flu not the fatal butt disease…I meani get it out was in the middle of a flu outbreak and I was merely missing half of my butt and much of everything above it. My fatally afflicted by butt disease parts were just at the store buying cigarettes I couldn’t know what I’m talking about.

A week later I get a letter from the medical group my insurance is through. "Jello my liege YMCA blah blah blah you went to the hospital when you only had the flu

My second language/dialect is hard to describe without getting extremely academic, but if you know American Sign Language terminology it’s basically all classifiers and no signs. There are by definition no words in that language/dialect, so the fact that when I go stream of consciousness you get any of them at all is a kindness.

Yeah, that kind of racist and crazy. I like making fun of conspiracy theories and I got that from my mom, right about the same age as op and their kid we would listen to art bell so I dig bonding over conspiracies. But I just think it would be hilarious if they were Jewish and teaching each other “secrets” about space lasers.

I dunno. sunlight reflected into a tower that boils water seems to be a pinnacle of a different steampunk tech tree.

please forgive an endless stream of consciousness runon sentence. it’s kind of how it happened. i mean i was in dallas visiting my father in law. we were going to the jfk museum because we’re all history geeks and it’s a great museum. so we take this uber and the far right driver goes on a rant about all those out of state protestors being paid to come in and cause trouble and blah blah soros bux blah blah i really wasn’t paying that much attention because i got that look in my eye and my wife started silently trying to get me to stop but she was trying to be subtle rather than sign and i started trying to get me to stop and i was trying to carry a conversation and then my mouth popped off “oh yeah that’s why we’re here” oh fuck i hope he has a sense of humor oh shit he doesn’t.

so yeah the museum was fun. the ride there was entertaining at least. remember Coast to Coast AM? same kind of entertaining.

Inside you are two deer populations

So I have a question and I don’t know how to make it not sound insane or racist

If you’re struggling with super thick thighs, no you aren’t (◉͜ʖ◉)

Pfff what about shit torpedoes from a submarine

Haha fool me once Mr internet entrée. I will crank my hog in peace without hunting for whirling helicoptery hogs.

Also,your ability to figure shit out when utterly exhausted is a lot different than your ability to figure shit out when wise awake. If you’ve just made a 27 hoor drive you’re going to be pretty unable to think too.

I just like the color electricity tastes

Do you have the old comics pages? Nostalgia dude

Nah my recipes are worth more than that

that’s a lot of parts