The market, well known for its thoughtfulness and discipline, is sure to remain so.

Yeah, nothing says “this person will repay their loans” like looking at their face and nothing fucking else.

I love how you can just call it capetalismo in portuguese, capeta = devil

Interesting, going to check that book

No

You mean the Village People lied and it’s not actually fun to stay at the YMCA?

Work: freeing you from freedom

It’s a real shame that pretty much no place bothers with putting historical context to the bible when teaching about it. Would’ve been great if christian churches did that

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN, I AM A NON THREATENING HUMAN, NO NEED TO AVOID BEING NEAR MY PRESENCE

I was thinking more along the lines of being proud of shit features that consumers despise, to the point it becomes an ad for your main competitor, like the PS4 “how to share a game with a friend” video

Better title:

Passkeys: still trying to explain why it’s worth the hassle when it isn’t

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NTH: Hello everyone, I just found out this old game, Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, it looks super cool!

Wow, it sure is a unique _game experience! I’m ordering a deluxe account right now!!

Well, EX-CUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME if my password combination made of gun numbers is too cool to be left unexposed!

What if it’s someone else’s home, does it become housesexual and the allergy gone?

And don’t make it homosexual, I’m allergic!

RIP Kolanaki’s SNES

I loved Secret of Mana and on several playthroughs, the hardest boss, for me, has always been that damn tiger in the witch’s castle. When it zig-zagged like a spike ball, the chances of getting wiped were huge. One hit = unconscious.

Printers worked better back then. Also the cartridges came with more ink lol

How to explain Steam’s success on PC for console players: “Think of it like the X1 vs PS4 era. Steam is the PS4 and every competitor was the Xbox One”

The epic launcher is a fucking piece of shit. It being a bloated unreal application to serve as a glorified web browser does not help at all

Me no get it