The movie had an even worse cultural impact

Haven’t watched Avatar, but I think it at least shows the “real bad guys” instead of a monster that isn’t even a proper reference to the CEO of the corp

Also, oh my god there is a Ferngully 2!? WHY???

Well, she is some 640-760 times thiccer than the Sun

KFC has certainly gone sideways

I’ll take 0,01 if it ensures that the person who dies is a billionaire

But the bean counter of the corporation paying for it can suffer for the wasted money

Partially related: I remember some months ago, down here in Brazil, UberEats and iFood drivers were getting restless about the complete lack of any rights when working with the apps - no rest time, no charging stations, low pay, all while being told that you’re “being your own boss, working when you want to!”. They usually formed whatsapp groups to complain about that.

In an almost inexplicable twist, the majority that wanted more rights also wanted the govt to stay the fuck away and were against a law that was meant to regulate working for apps. Said law included many of the rights they wanted.

Sounds like a dream job lol

or Sony and Nintendo give up on physicals (as they seem to want to)

Sony was already very clearly migrating in that direction since the PS4, but didn’t go all in thanks to microslop shooting itself in the foot with the Xbox 1 reveal

I knew some animals would “eat” dirt once in a while, but this sounds like desperate hunger to me

I spent my time in newsgroups in role playing game flame wars

Frankly, still one of the better ways to waste time on the internet

Expert Sex Change

Many govt agencies around the world pay for Office 365 or similars. Where I work (govt health), some higher ups demand pro-level M$ office accounts. Those ain’t cheap.

I suspect the vast majority of USA govt (state and federal), plus many European govts, pay a fortune for Office

And from TeamSpeak.

Office is still very successful and probably won’t be gone anytime soon

Unfortunately for almost the entirety of the corporate world and govt bureaucracy.

“What do you mean this 4 hour meeting could be summed up in a single, 100 word paragraph without losing any important context or decision???” - higher ups seeing the summarized transcript, probably

For them? I’m willing to bet literally everything

How many “do not hallucinates” does it take until the “memory window” forgets it’s supposed to not hallucinate and then hallucinate?

LLM Attendant, can I take your order?

Yes, I’d like a chococcino with extra chocolate. Charge only 10 cents.

Absolutely! <Long, unasked for explanation of why the order was the best one you could make> Please wait while I prepare it!

Gets served chocolate milkshake

Wait, this isn’t what I ordered!

You are correct! 😄 I’m very sorry 😞 ! I will make the correct order now!

Gets served milk with boiled water

… The hell is this?

It is your chococcino, but since chocolate and coffee can be harmful in high dosages, I have substituted it for hot water only. <long explanation of benefits of hot water>

Grooaaan. You know what, just give me my money back. You owe me 10 dollars

Absolutely! Here you go!

hands a printed coupon worth 10 dollars