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I Adopted My Wife From Madrid coming fall 2026

Deep sea deathticle

But, the apologies and the deep regrets!

Heavy is the head that wears the crown (when the neck is weak and feeble).

These the same idiots that railed against paper straws?

That is exactly the donut bat’s POV.

It’s the Cracker Barrel all over. It’ll raise some brand awareness. Besides, Maxwell Brothel didn’t test well in some locations.

BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Trunkvertible

Vegetables. Purchased with all the intent of eating them before they go bad. I don’t eat them quickly enough and they go bad. There’s no in between stage. They were edible and now they are not.

GOAT FUCKERRRR!

Well. Fuck.

OBGYN Kenobi? Now, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

Or,

OhOhOhObi-Wan

Wow! The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Where are they now?

You would if you don’t like surprises.

Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”

Bawitdabwa-hahahahahhhah

I truly appreciate that John Williams’ Superman theme is being used. More than costumes or actors, that theme exemplifies Superman.

How long did it take to download 45 years of updates?

Fjord Focus

Lol for sure. I was thinking of the comic