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0·1 month agoVegetables. Purchased with all the intent of eating them before they go bad. I don’t eat them quickly enough and they go bad. There’s no in between stage. They were edible and now they are not.
1·2 months agoGOAT FUCKERRRR!
261·2 months agoWell. Fuck.
OBGYN Kenobi? Now, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
Or,
OhOhOhObi-Wan
Wow! The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Where are they now?
291·4 months agoYou would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
14·4 months agoBawitdabwa-hahahahahhhah
14·4 months agoI truly appreciate that John Williams’ Superman theme is being used. More than costumes or actors, that theme exemplifies Superman.
601·4 months agoHow long did it take to download 45 years of updates?
Lol for sure. I was thinking of the comic
The squizard of wid?
That all depends on what side of the line you’re on.
7·6 months agoDo you like hot wings? I like hot wings.
Tuckers?
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Oh, snap! You just Papua’d his New Guinea with that dick joke.
21·6 months agoDon’t they make bricks?
BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!