Ildsaye [they/them]

why does she look bored? his enthusiasm is infectious

with your support, Halloween can win the war on Christmas
let unlimited ghastly apparitions haunt the yuletide world
denying it the forgetting of its many crimes

I took the RISK of investing in making workers build the unicycle profit scooper

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I’m surprised they’re even testing, much less made people mask after a positive. On brand for neoliberals to take half-measures too late but only because it’s an investment on the line

Cryoskeleton had accumulated so much calcium from his victims, by the time Pyroskeleton’s suspicions were confirmed, that there was no chance Pyroskeleton could stop the evil scheme… not alone, anyway.

I’m Demetrious Polychron –


– and you just got cyberpunk’d