I’m starting to think this turd isn’t going to flush. I went from “my kids have only known a black president”, to Trump vs whatever this time line is.

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Oh I see it! It’s supposed to be “Prey on America”, not “Pray for America”

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

Looks like the future I want is in the past

I love that his belt buckle blends in to his fat and he looks like he’s wearing some kind of slimming garment.

It really captures the moment

I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.

60 to 63 for men. 55 to 58 for most women.

It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11

Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma

Davenport? Let me know when you get to loveseats…and then leave the room

I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now

Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old

What about my warm water port?

10. Thomas wouldn’t talk and I’m just waiting for a story about Lindseys mee’mah

Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?

Big if true

My fav is the Bun Alert System.

I thought that was already the plan with the new agreement. Anything “heading” towards Poland is game on