Weasels ripped my flesh!

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Ok

I bet that food still hasn’t spoiled.

Tim Walz is the dad and grandpa that Rush and Rupert stole from us. He’s the family we lost when their personalities changed seemingly overnight.

If the right wing funded rage machine never existed, we would have had millions like him. They’ve broken so many families.

Trump voters see the handwriting on the wall and wish they could read.

The USA has a rapist running for president.

Yes, he’s a homosectional.

My grandma was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, and she keeps calling me by the wrong name.

Other than that, the sex is great.

Yes, 100%

Yea, that’s pretty much LinkedIn too

Why?

I’ve been to Hong Kong. It has the biggest China Town I’ve ever seen.

I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

Great post, I offer my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

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