Well this is Lemmy shitpost, so you’ve come to the right place!
Well this is Lemmy shitpost, so you’ve come to the right place!


Right? People kinda willfully forget anywhere that isn’t a major metropolutan area has a possibility of being the redneck type of rural, and that’s not even exclusive to the USA.


Arizona tea cans make great projectiles btw
This Old House?
The other $6.50 is gas money for the generator, I see no issues here
Remember folks, in Italian ‘gn’ is the equivalent to the Spanish ‘ñ’.
I like the Latino Monday, Lunes Latinos just sounds better though


Precisely that.
You mean I can turn my PC into a haunted house? That’ll save me so much money and time!
Agreed. Juicy sweats are for the bravest men!


Use unexpected keyboard, nobody expects the unexpected keyboard!


I’d argue the same of the Midwest and Central South. Imagine getting from Chicago to Houston in a third of the time.


You must’ve been raised in a cop-free household then, and I’m grateful you could have that experience. Being beaten by a cop is nothing short of terrifying, especially in your own home.


1312 is another good way of subvert messaging because it can be mistook as the international and area codes for Chicago, IL
TSA would like to know your location


Lying to yourself is just an easy way for preparing yourself to lie to others, believing in yourself even if you’re the worst lying sack of shit still sells it to the suckers born every minute. The word is narcissistic, since in this scenario it’s all just a fucking glow-up to make the subject feel victimized, they’ll try anything to enable pity or sympathy for themselves from others. Do not feed the attention elephant.


I guess the British colonialists should’ve said no to the French by that standard. War is nuanced, and survival doesn’t make us picky.


The moment the velocipastor gets involved of course!
Chicago dogs are now holy, but only if it has poppy seeds on the bun
Yu-Gi-Oh! players too, especially if they do 5m combos every time they’re going 1st.