I think there’s a reason he finally pumped the breaks on that idea. What would one call the act of one state sending their militia into another state against their express refusal in order to enforce laws without being under control of and indeed acting against the state’s elected governor? Man, the words for that activity slip my mind right now.

And remind me why Texans care that much about what’s going on 2000 miles away from them? Ask them if their state tax dollars should be going toward sending their militia outside their state borders to clean up someone else’s mess.

Things are getting bad. I keep hoping things will cool off, but it’s just not the way things are headed, is it?

The only thing I can think of is geolocation for CDNs. Basically to find the geographically closest server based on your location.

It doesn’t matter. They can convince their supporters of literally anything. And even if they can’t, they’ve been so successful at demonizing dems that their voters would sooner vote for the devil himself so long as he had on a red tie and an ® next to his name.

To quote dear leader who is most definitely implicated and ran his campaign on releasing the Epstein files, “Are we still talking about Epstein!?”

No that’s an orange. It’s what we call the things inside our body.

No, that’s original. It’s just another way of saying “living thing”

Oh, someone finally found the liminal bathroom. How unsettling.

You should have heard what the aliens were saying over voice comms. Their burns were so complex that even NASAs best could understand them.

I like your world where Aliens exist, but our only interaction with them is children controlling the turrets on a toy car.

username checks out

places hands over ears screams “LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU EVERYTHING IS FINE”

They overwhelm everyone knowing that 80% of this shit is gonna get outlawed or overturned, but that 20% that gets through is gonna be huge for them.

So is their position that deception via impersonation is free speech?

I’m voting for Dukakis

Yeah, but I don’t own the bus

I feel like Meta could do a ton more damage with my information than Tencent

“Yeah, but that event was taken out of context!” Or “Well, yeah, he did and said those things, but that’s not what he meant!”

Gulf of the Americas

Technically correct

Continuing to call it the gulf of mexico will piss him off more