The Real King Gordon

Its going to starve itself.

Im tired, boss.

At 50 I learned I’d been tying my shoes wrong my entire life.

https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/grannyknot.htm

Hello fellow boglehead. Im happy i learned this at a young age, a long time ago.

Bosch

OooooOoooOoo the waitress brought you a baked potato instead rad of french fries

They are right.

Superhero movies suck massive ass.

Fuck Elsevier. Standing in the way of human progress.

The fact there have been two is astounding to me. Im sincerely interested in the psychology behind this. What would lead to this with such a horrific outcome?

162 billion in cash. I stand by my statement.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/11/02/apple-now-has-162-billion-in-cash-on-hand-less-than-last-quarter.html

Azure is absolute trash. Its like Word but for the cloud.

Except he really hasn’t done his.

Whats your climate plan? Immigrants! Border Czar!

She surgically dissected his ego. It was glorious.

Keywords: loser, laughingstock, weak, liar, criminal, boring, dumb, confused, narcissistic, shallow

Thats a rounding error for them.

Poison fish. Poison fish. Poison fish. Tasty fish!

And Trump wouldn’t even read his dumbed down bulleted daily briefings. Instead he watched TV.

Just here to say fuck Elsevier.

Obama: Let me be clear.

Bro shaped like a deep breath.