Do you mean the salad bowl?

What’s your definition of portable? A small mechanical keyboard might be a good fit.

The children yearn for the mines.

No, I don’t think they’re the same. I was taking the knowledge the poster above provided and brainstorming options.

I laid awake last night thinking if it would be possible to make an elaborate Excel spreadsheet to accomplish this. I need to research more about the specifics of menstrual cycles, but I think it wouldn’t take that much effort. It could be disguised as something else and shared freely, and people could store it locally to ensure privacy.

Can confirm, I’m the horse.

1. Get sober
2. Figured out what you want to do in life.

Don’t think about jobs specifically. What do you want your life to look like? Traveling? Learning new things? Meeting a lot of people? Content solitude?

Once you figure out your ideal life, work backwards to form a plan. The pieces will fall into place and congrats, you now have a roadmap to your ideal. Make it happen.

When I was younger than you are now I was homeless. I remember one night I was hiding from the monsoon in an underpass, nursing broken ribs courtesy of some teenagers who decided to fuck with me a few days before. I knew this wasn’t the life I wanted. I knew I wanted my own safe place to live with a fridge full of food and hot running water. I stayed up all night and crunched the numbers - how much I would need to make, where I should live, what job and degree I’d need. It took 10 years but I followed the plan to a T and it worked out exactly as intended. It feels like a lifetime ago now.

23 is far from being too late. I know folks twice your age who have turned it around. The important thing is to start now and don’t stop until you’ve arrived at your destination. It is possible, you just need to take the right steps.

Much love friend. If you need help with the planning stages, send me a message.

Fuck, I just bought my OLED model a week ago.

Times have changed since you were in school my friend.

I don’t know much about menstrual cycles. Wouldn’t it be easier and just as effective to track with pen and paper?

Ok dude. I tried. I know how it will go down because I’ve pulled these tapes and gone to court to testify a hundred times. I only pray that the call you get is saying that your daughter has been arrested instead of hospitalized.

This isn’t the 90s when you could throw punches at school. Kids get arrested now. I worked with schools for years and can assure you that going to juvie helps no one. I’m trying to protect children here, idiot. Your daughters will struggle in life at best, and be physically assaulted at worse by following your advice. I sincerely hope you get your head on straight, for your daughter’s sake.

What do you imagine happening if your daughter clocks a guy in the jaw in school? Lay it out for me, bud.

“It’s cool” or something idk. I used to work with a guy at a desk job who had a truck like that and he was the biggest douchebag I’ve ever met.

Oh great, so your daughters will only be expelled and possibly charged with assault instead of being murdered. Excellent parenting.

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers?

Does your roommate wear makeup? Might be foundation on their fingers?

Only in Germany in a test of a lower Premium plan so far.

You’re not missing much - they’re dry and flavorless. Club crackers that you crush are miles better.

That sounds like a horrible idea that will endanger your daughters. Do you know how men will react to being punched in the jaw?