“Neat!”

It needs to be realocated even now and it isn’t. No reason to think a secession would change things.

They’re waiting for new material.

Now I imagined Harris spanking Trump while stuffing her face with cake, so thanks for the visual I guess.

People like you should be locked up

TIL Stamets is named after a real mycologist.

Mycelium > yourcelium

You neved heard phylum before? You phylustine!

Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don’t.

I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.

Demand… another shrubbery!

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

Nah, I prefer pirated movies.

A Rebel Without the Ability to Read Non-Verbal Cues

Yeah. Apparently I’ve been using swings at recess wrong this whole time.

Sex on the internet

Edit: Holy shit it worked!

Aw shit, here we go again…

This, but also oblivious at the same time.

Yuri

They want to be zany and cool. Nothing more to it.