stuck somewhere where the sun doesn’t set for like a month

Do… Do I wait?

There’s no idiom for which way the moon rises and sets 🤷🏻‍♂️.

Hockey is the only sport I like to watch.

I mean, I prefer playing it, but I like it enough to watch it too. I don’t watch other sports; but I’d play most of them (fuck baseball).

I root for the Sharks; but I really like the Coyotes colors and logo. But they’re not my closest team. I can actually go to the shark tank once in a while lol

Meanwhile, mint’s cousin catnip: “lol cats go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

I can finish 10 nugs from anywhere but McDonald’s. Something about McDonald’s food makes me feel so much more full on so much less food, and not in a good way.

If it’s before noon: Go away from the sun.

If it’s after noon: Go toward the sun.

If it’s night… Wait for morning, and go away from the sun.

Because people seem to lap that garbage up enough for it to be profitable to make barely functionable shit, as cheaply as possible.

I play for the alien carnage. My factory grows so more xenos may die. If it didn’t have the aliens, I would probably get bored, too. Right around the time you need the 3rd tier research packs, it gets slow as shit with nothing else going on.

5 times larger than the base game

It’s a proper expansion

That’s above and beyond a proper expansion. That sounds legendary. 🤩

Of the pink variety.

IMI, Titan Quest was the Diablo slayer before Torchlight came and slayed it again.

Yeah, and? That doesn’t stop the individual stores from already calculating the taxes you’re going to pay at that location and putting that price on the labels on their own shelves.

Space Age? Whaaaat?

Edit: Oof… The dlc is the same price as the base game. :/

I’d ask if it’s worth it, but I can’t trust the Cracktorio fiends to be objective.

I just wished it was mandated to list prices to include all the taxes along with it. Whether it says $19.99 or $20 still isn’t the actual price.

Recently had the worst of this. Was craving chocolate milk, find a nice size bottle of it for $3. Get to register. $6.63 total price because the glass bottle had over a $3 deposit.

Don’t regular game journalists also get paid dogshit?

Firecracker would be the least cumbersome. But I always wondered what it would be like to be penetrated by a taco, instead of the other way around.

I’m a few months from being 40 and I only ever knew 1 person to have one of these wooden bowls, and they are younger than I am!

The opposite of a man.

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.

Which makes a woman a joyous iota of public.

Can’t even get 100% using a drawing tablet and a protractor.

Don’t they grow bananas in Hawaii? I know they have coffee out on Kona.