I find it gnarly how the shit I listen to on loop while I sleep doesn’t even seem to get counted.

1.01 rebalanced the game significantly. Repairs are way cheaper, every payout is doubled or more, prices have been adjusted. Human enemies take just a few rounds to kill, even mutants have had their HP reduced, while the player’s armor has been buffed and the degradation of weapons and armor is now much lower so you’re repairing less.

The joke is using a guillotine and not something more modern, and American. Like a gun.

How mice look after eating yogurt:

Unless they develop Alzheimer’s or something else that fucks with their memory. 🤷🏻‍♂️

They defrauded 12 billion, only have to pay 9? Sounds like they just made 3 billion.

I like to pronounce it the first way, just because my dad is from Illinois and it annoys him.

I thought one of those said “Columbus” and I briefly recited in my head, “In Spring of 1492, C sailed the ocean blue.”

Just because I’m laughing doesn’t mean I’m having fun. That shit hurts after a few seconds.

I’m so saltysavorypilled.

Non-tankies on .ML getting upset at this:

You might not be an idiot, but you’re wearing a T-shirt that says “I AM AN IDIOT” in bold letters across your chest. Maybe change your shirt. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Do they at least explain how she got the name? I don’t have a problem with representation, but that’s a head turner.

Then why not just keep his regular name? Was there already a meth dealer going by “Walter White?” 🤔

When can I get paid thousands of dollars to carry a USB drive 5 miles, assuming I manage to get away from a cybernetically enhanced Dolph Lundgren?

Oh man… Y’all are missing PRIME meme content without Richter’s English audio.

“We had a helluva TIIIIIIMMMME!”

I didn’t expect too much difference in the voices, as I wouldn’t be able to tell Russian from Ukrainian (or even an accent) but it is weird hearing British and sorta kinda American accents all over the place after coming from the previous 3 games. It’s like “Aw sweet, the Zone is multinational now!”

Every time I say “space camp” my husky howls. Every time I say “MacCready” she starts sprouting tentacles and her stomach opens up into a huge mouth and she lets out this weird ass fucking sound. It’s pretty funny.

I think another problem with the Steam Machine was that it was still trying to be like a PC ecosystem, so there wasn’t a universal Steam Machine. It was just a PC running a specific OS, and everyone who was making Steam Machines had wildly different builds. It didn’t make it any easier for a non-tech consumer to get, and there was nothing to get excited about as a tech-minded person other than the software.

The Deck is a perfect entry level PC, and, aside from the added bonus of portability, should have been what a Steam Machine actually was.

They’re robots! They’re machines!

Nobody dates a short king and cockroaches are insects with 6 legs (and therefore feet). Worded like shit, tho.