Also, I liked the part where it asks you consider whether you’d borrowed the range. Who does that?
“Hey, neighbor, do you have a gas range, I could borrow?”
“Sure, Bud, it’s there in the garage. Just put it back when you’re done.”
“Thanks a load! Say, it’s burning green. Did you put copper in the burners?”
“Yes, I did. Just for you! Breath deeply.”


You can be both credentialed and a kook, can’t you? I remember him from his regular guest appearances on Art Bell’s radio show.