Babe wake up I want pancakes
Babe wake up I want pancakes
Next time try just one big bean
Hello ladies
I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.
Yeah, that fucking rocked.
The worst is being corrected.
“Good morning, how are you?”
looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”
But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese
They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”
Everyone knows the sun’s core makes vitamin D
I feel like it’s just boomers at this point
Open the fucking door!!