I’ll tell you one thing, of all the terrible ways to die, being chased down by a lynx who just finished locking its bunghole with its tongue is the worst. Not only will you be dying, but you’ll also smell like lynx ass.
Lemminary
Compulsive comment editor, all in good faith.
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Lame spoiler but better than visiting the Other Site
Some Redditor broke both arms as a teen, so his mom offered to give him handjobs. I think it eventually led to sex and the dad knew, iirc.
1·19日前And his stupid CEO specifically. I’ve yet to hear him pitch a good idea.
Your premium tier has been upgraded to the basic plan with ads at no extra charge for you yet, Dear Customer! Aren’t you happy?
Isn’t, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child?
Yes, thank you! Been muttering this under my breath for ages each time people say sperm=crotch goblins.
1·19日前Finally, I can become bisexual, and funny!
Ohh, they learned that domains exist. Silly me. Lol I was ready for some epistemology, ngl.
1·20日前You’re in luck, it’s already in the works.
Yeah, you don’t start out as a folk hero by hiding behind a black screen and waiting for the right moment to pounce. Sorry NFT dude.
Seven days, OP
12·21日前Why, yes, there are entire chapters of organic chemistry textbooks dedicated to -anes, -enes, -ynes alone.
Yeah, but that smile said “I regret nothing”
Thank the programming gods for tree shaking.
Shake dat thicc tree for me, bb.
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Well, of course! How else would it sell in this day and age?
But I’m a bigger dumbass and I want an even bigger salary!