Pharmacist cat with a drug problem

That’s not Walmart. It’s something like Kohl’s type of store

Swallow snow?

Swallow cocaine?

Or swallow men’s ejaculatory fluid which tastes 1000x worse than egg nog?

I like snow.

I like egg nog.

But cum makes me vomit.

I’ve never meddled with cocaine.

Oh there are two different sides of me. The awkward one feels like I don’t deserve to exist, and the absolute dance goddess who looks like a fairy in the sky. Take your pick between my two alter egos but photos do exist of both.

Does it really ITCH though? I thought it’s an incessant EEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeee squealing whistle noise

And soon the janitor comes rushing in to disinfect all their seats.

You make a good point. The depths of the ocean are hella pressurized.

But I’ve heard if you chew your fish thoroughly before you swallow them, they’ll be dead by the time they reach your stomach, and won’t be able to swim around down there. I can’t verify this, but it does kinda makes sense, y’know?

How many nickels would you have if you had a nickel for every child you knew who almost got disowned for not becoming a doctor while their parents were doctors and already forced all their older siblings to become doctors as well?

J-Lo’s personality has corroded over the years, dare I say equal to or worse than Paltrow’s. We KNOW Matt & Trey wore these dresses better.

Worst hoax ever 😭

I just gotta say, coming from the perspective of a woman, an epidemic lack of artistry in men has contributed to extinguishing all my hopes and dreams and wishes about finding the man of my dreams because I just wanted someone to sing & dance with me. And have found no one.

And Jimmy Hoffa mysteries solved too.

And to have it be presented to you all in one big heaping steaming fragrant pile?

We can find lost things after we die? I wanna be reunited with all the ponytail holders-rubberbands-hair-baubles I’ve lost over the years.

Damnit, this meme knows how my mind works and now that my delusions have been consciously presented to me, perhaps I should fix myself.

“Oops, all preservatives.”

I think mass-produced factory loaves of bread also should include this on their labels because have you noticed the past couple decades that bread never gets moldy anymore, regardless how long it’s neglected in its plastic packaging?

Black don’t crack, and Asian doesn’t raisin.

Funnier to say random RAM memory and personal PC computer and individual ISA savings account 😄

I don’t understand. December birthday people were only zero years old the first 11+ months of their lives, just like anyone else.