Sincerely thank you for hearing everything I said and chatting with me about every little thing I was venting about. that means a lot to me. As I was massaging people today everything you said kept popping into my head, what stood out the most was your calm understanding non-judgmental demeanor even when I was being grumpy haha. Thank you so much for being a decent human.

Let’s rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills

But there’s no corpse in that photo. We’re only allowed to draw conclusions based on what we see in the photo, not on things we DON’T see 🤔

Okay but in recent years baby foreskins have not been discarded. They’ve been scientifically processed for stem cells and into ointments that wealthy people rub onto their faces for ointments of eternal youth.

I’m pretty sure all xxx theatre-goers were wankers, and Paul didn’t wank onto anyone’s head. If Paul was arrested for wanking in a xxx theatre then everyone else wanking in those places should be arrested too. Rumor has it Paul made a blatant display of his indiscretion to intentionally break away from his typecast image as peewee herman.

There’s money for Lemmy mods? Where? How?

Maybe she’s really good in bed & your dad thinks with his penis instead of his brain. But somehow he got through UCLA Law School & lawyer job every day by using his real brain.

So as usual, America continues to be correct

Perhaps you’ve momentarily forgotten about USA’s metric vs imperial nonsense

I work to complete exhaustion of my body & mind & soul EVERY FUCKING DAY. People drain my very SOUL and ALL my muscles. Do you think there should not be a high value placed on that?? I give my absolute ALL to appreciative repeat customers, and you think that’s not worth a living wage?

What is your opinion of massage therapists?

Maybe you think massage therapists are only worth pennies because perhaps you have some stereotypical perception of submissive Asian ladies who you can’t communicate with due to language barrier, so they don’t talk and they were raised with a slave work ethic mindset. Hell they might even be trafficking slaves who barely get paid because they’re illegally massaging without licences.

Yesterday I had to renew my bi-annual massage license which cost $330 which is 2-3 days of net pay for me. That hurt a lot because I’m still trying to pay off my credit card after getting new belts on my vehicle & rear differential service & brake fluid exchange & coolant flushing & pinion seal repair & new key fob all at once which cost $4700, and I fucking LIVE in this car because my job doesn’t pay me enough to afford rent or mortgage anywhere.

I’m a Caucasian American girl who grew up surrounded by millionaires and I paid $10k out of my own pocket to graduate from an accredited massage school in Falls Church Virginia near where the Kennedy family lived during Kennedy’s presidency. I eat clean & exercise hard & painstakingly maintain my mesomorphic 104 lb tiny frame. Jaws drop & heads turn whenever I walk by people, and they know I work hard for all this. And I know my value.

I give my all to my job, my body-mind-soul yet they do not pay me enough to live comfortably. They pay me enough to live in my car and buy enough food to survive.

RIP Rose Kennedy

You think that’s outlandish? I’m pretty sure both you & I are aware that there are people who earn more than that per year for doing a whole fuckton less work than I do. People lose their minds over how good & essential massages feel, and they keep coming back for more. IF YOU APPRECIATE US SO MUCH, PAY US ACCORDINGLY!! WE’RE NOT SLAVES!

The harder I work, the more money I deserve. Five happy glowing grateful clients a day. Great for them, exhausting for me.

I don’t know how anybody at any age could pretend to be interested & stay awake during those types of meetings.

So a pedophile is somebody who loves children, in a good wholesome way, like kindergarten teachers we have fond memories of.

Pedo predators are the bad people who belong in prison.

Ok but seriously “-phile” implies a CRAZED over-the-top unhealthy fixation with something.

Bibliophile? That’s great that you love reading books but you probably should find some balance in your life and get out into the world more.

Cinephile? That’s great that you enjoy all things cinema, but you should probably find some balance in your life and get out into the world more.

Etc 😄

Anyway isn’t it weird to have the same doctor from age 0 to 18 years old? About age 15 is when kids get uncomfortable going to their pediatrician aka “baby doctor”. Ages 15 to 18 should transition to mainstream primary care providers.

Unrealistic without hauling around a huge heavy tank of helium.

And we all know that kind of money is certainly floating around and landing in some people’s hands. I’m one of those people who is deserving of $1,000 per client. I work my ass off to exhaustion. And not only do I work hard but I take impeccable care of my health too, this is over-the-top perfection here. Pay people what we’re worth.

Thank you yeah I work my ass off to complete exhaustion every day, and I deserve $1,000 per client, but I only get paid $1,000 every two weeks 😭 and anyone who can afford massages can certainly afford to pay me $1,000 per massage. I must find a way to make this happen.

🎶 Didn’t think I could live without you by my side 🎶

Is that right? Did I get the lyrics right? Haven’t heard that song in years and never consciously committed the song to memory.

I work incredibly hard during the day so it’s not hard for me to fall asleep at night even if I’m staring at my phone and even if I stare at it first thing when I wake up in the morning. My circadian rhythms cannot be defeated. I love sleeping all night & working me arse off all day.