Seems like it would be a violent torturous way to make orifices much larger than they’re supposed to be 😳

You’re not supposed to put that thing into your hole.

So many things. But for some reason the only one I can think of right now is in 2003 I wanted a memory foam mattress so urgently I could cry. We had no furniture whatsoever. But in retrospect I’m glad we didn’t get a mattress because everything is temporary and everything I’ve ever acquired has poofed into oblivion anyway. Best to live without. Poverty builds character. I guess.

At first I was embarrassed & disappointed that my new car had no futuristic modern features whatsoever, just old-fashioned tactile knobs & buttons. But seeing all the Tesla & electric car fiascos & nonsense over the past year, I’m now ridiculously grateful for this basic vehicle I have.

Agree! I seem to add an extra “dedede” in there.

Since nobody gives a fuck about my true amazing feats, I’ll brag about something more relatable: I did my laundry a few times this year. Major achievement if you know me.

English is my first language but saying “edited it” drives me crazy.

Sincerely thank you for hearing everything I said and chatting with me about every little thing I was venting about. that means a lot to me. As I was massaging people today everything you said kept popping into my head, what stood out the most was your calm understanding non-judgmental demeanor even when I was being grumpy haha. Thank you so much for being a decent human.

Let’s rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills

But there’s no corpse in that photo. We’re only allowed to draw conclusions based on what we see in the photo, not on things we DON’T see 🤔

Okay but in recent years baby foreskins have not been discarded. They’ve been scientifically processed for stem cells and into ointments that wealthy people rub onto their faces for ointments of eternal youth.

I’m pretty sure all xxx theatre-goers were wankers, and Paul didn’t wank onto anyone’s head. If Paul was arrested for wanking in a xxx theatre then everyone else wanking in those places should be arrested too. Rumor has it Paul made a blatant display of his indiscretion to intentionally break away from his typecast image as peewee herman.

There’s money for Lemmy mods? Where? How?

Maybe she’s really good in bed & your dad thinks with his penis instead of his brain. But somehow he got through UCLA Law School & lawyer job every day by using his real brain.

So as usual, America continues to be correct

Perhaps you’ve momentarily forgotten about USA’s metric vs imperial nonsense

I work to complete exhaustion of my body & mind & soul EVERY FUCKING DAY. People drain my very SOUL and ALL my muscles. Do you think there should not be a high value placed on that?? I give my absolute ALL to appreciative repeat customers, and you think that’s not worth a living wage?

What is your opinion of massage therapists?

Maybe you think massage therapists are only worth pennies because perhaps you have some stereotypical perception of submissive Asian ladies who you can’t communicate with due to language barrier, so they don’t talk and they were raised with a slave work ethic mindset. Hell they might even be trafficking slaves who barely get paid because they’re illegally massaging without licences.

Yesterday I had to renew my bi-annual massage license which cost $330 which is 2-3 days of net pay for me. That hurt a lot because I’m still trying to pay off my credit card after getting new belts on my vehicle & rear differential service & brake fluid exchange & coolant flushing & pinion seal repair & new key fob all at once which cost $4700, and I fucking LIVE in this car because my job doesn’t pay me enough to afford rent or mortgage anywhere.

I’m a Caucasian American girl who grew up surrounded by millionaires and I paid $10k out of my own pocket to graduate from an accredited massage school in Falls Church Virginia near where the Kennedy family lived during Kennedy’s presidency. I eat clean & exercise hard & painstakingly maintain my mesomorphic 104 lb tiny frame. Jaws drop & heads turn whenever I walk by people, and they know I work hard for all this. And I know my value.

I give my all to my job, my body-mind-soul yet they do not pay me enough to live comfortably. They pay me enough to live in my car and buy enough food to survive.

RIP Rose Kennedy

You think that’s outlandish? I’m pretty sure both you & I are aware that there are people who earn more than that per year for doing a whole fuckton less work than I do. People lose their minds over how good & essential massages feel, and they keep coming back for more. IF YOU APPRECIATE US SO MUCH, PAY US ACCORDINGLY!! WE’RE NOT SLAVES!

The harder I work, the more money I deserve. Five happy glowing grateful clients a day. Great for them, exhausting for me.

I don’t know how anybody at any age could pretend to be interested & stay awake during those types of meetings.