I’m sorry that you misinterpreted my tone and misinterpreted what I said. Let me be more clear: South Koreans are awesome and they did nothing wrong. Why do you think I’m blaming them? Did you also miss my second paragraph where I indicated my opinion that Donald Trump is an absolute douchebag?

Moonlighting with Cybill Shepard & Bruce Willis makes me feel alone & lonely & yearning to re-plant myself into a glorious time in the past that no longer exists.

And the one on the left looks like a cracked-out evil version of Mary Poppins.

Honest question: why were highly skilled Korean engineers working “illegally” in USA to begin with? Why didn’t they go through the process to get a worker’s visa or whatever?

Another honest question: why do we have a scumbag for president? Who the hell voted for him anyway?

😆🤷🏼‍♀️ It’s funny because if you saw me you’d never guess I feel this way C’est moi & boyfriend 😆

This is too relatable. The moment I see bloatware I uninstall it. I truly feel the same way about “friends.” I don’t see what purpose they serve other than take up my time and exhaust me.

Maybe it’s like tattoo removal. It’s never really gone because something-something white blood cells. Or takes hundreds of sessions until it’s gone.

I’ve been around for decades too, even living in California, and the first time I’ve heard the word is recently with the new generation of tiktok people.

What year did you first start hearing the word rizz?

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McChicken sandwich is human meat?

Thank you 🙏🏼 You’ve given me a new go-to nighttime need-to-stare-at-my-screen-until-my-eyes-burn-and-fall-asleep pastime. I enjoyed cloudhiker last night and it felt a million times less psychologically damaging than the toxic waste of reddit-facebook-instagram-twitter all which I’ve despised for years…and I still love Lemmy but requires too much thinking & participation when I’m exhausted at the end of the day and falling asleep 😴 Now it’s 3am and I feel another nap coming on…😴

One day in 2012 at McDonald’s drive thru, talking to a real human on site through the speaker just like the good old days, I ordered

“A Filet o’ Fish.”

Imagine my surprise at the dollar total and when they handed me a bag of

EIGHT Filet o’ Fish.

Okay then anyone who DID vote for him is a big nobody. How about that?

You’ve never had dick on your tongue because you had helicopter parents who made sure you didn’t put anything in your mouth that isn’t food?

Toddler as soon as Mom turns her back:

Licks the couch & sucks on wooden table leg

(your username is kinda epic)

I still don’t understand how he became president when nobody voted for him.

Yay! I’ll be counting the remaining minutes left on his clock, with optimistic anticipation 😉💀

Pulitzer Prize winning author