Thank goodness the children weren’t alive to see that
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That’s Candy Mountain; Mountain of Candy
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•SpaceX satellites half the size of pickup trucks are falling from the skyEnglish
3·26 days agoIt was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many “always funny” racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now “throwing rocks” to prevent food shortages.
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Britney Spears goes into rehab after driving under the influence arrestEnglish
512·1 month agoSo your saying it IS California?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You're supposed to say thank you
9·1 month agoEating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Treasury Adviser Admits Agency Didn’t Prepare for Economic Fallout of Trump’s Iran War
9·1 month agoA lot of recycled animation in all those classic (cheap) cartoons.
Fi Spiderman and RocketRobinHood
But the most… embarrassing… of all:
Superfriends, in an episode that shoulda been called “another humiliating day for AquaMan”
Regrettably attempted an “ethnic” superheroes episode.
All the A list are… busy?.. when (gasp) a Pyramid is spotted in a desert. Obviously a job for Aquaman, who takes with him: Eldorado, Zorro, and Apache Chief
Whilst saving Aquaman from (cough) a water!?! trap, A.C. reveals his power: he grows to giant size and strength, by beating his chest and yelling…
With the exact animation (just recoloured and lined over) as
You guessed it, The Grape Ape
I feel that this says something about the creators true views of the Team of Colour
Lots of their “brain” is effectively spread through the tentacles, its like a mythic hydra
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Pope says Trump's threat to destroy Iranian civilization is 'truly unacceptable'English
4·1 month agoThen the US HIRED nazis, for example the
“I aim for the moon, but sometimes I hit London” Crew
Those guys later went on to work for Eti Amin (Congo Space Race!)
And they built Gadahfis bunkers…
So thanks for employing the Nazis USA
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•There’s a radioactive time bomb in the Pacific OceanEnglish
4·2 months agohttps://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200731-how-to-build-a-nuclear-warning-for-10000-years-time
We can’t even truly expect to communicate the dangers of these sites to our future beings.
It will be Alien/Event-Horizon/Shamma-lamma-ding-dong:“calls from inside!”
Having immediately plundered or dwelled, many many years later linguists Rosetta stone it… and probably no one accepts their findings, cause “the curse” has already been explained by “SCIENCE!” Phlogiston flow or whatnot, or political leadership will be like “Since I dont care bout future, why would anyone back then? Clearly an MohenguDarek double bluff! Send more people in, its probably secret of eternal life!”
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Might as well bring it full circle
2·2 months agoI went down to the corn-chemical exchange bank, and gave em 2 ears a corn, and they gave me 2 beakers a chemicals!
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•OpenAl: *decides to shut down their Al slop video generating model Sora*. Everyone else:
6·2 months agoWill add to your awsome LooneyToons level KungFu movies above:
The Ballad of Ricky Oh.
Shaolin Soccer (I panned this on title originally, its not that, its comedy gold)
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ all of Iran’s South Pars gasfield if Tehran strikes QatarEnglish
2·2 months agoWhat about Israel or Trump behaviour makes you think they choose actions for the reasons YOU see as rational? Why do you presume their goals are ones you agree with (mutual self interest?)
People that believe “zero sum game” consider situations like: “we” lose half, but we make everyone else lose 3/4 = “we” win, so they would totally do that
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump threatens to ‘blow up’ all of Iran’s South Pars gasfield if Tehran strikes QatarEnglish
5·2 months agoCause, how?
USA gonna actually, really, seriously, irrevocably, cut Israeli arms supplies? If Israel crosses THAT line (again, after every other line)?
Even if now they will (they wont) but even if, why would Israel believe them? Why would Iran trust them?
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump may face LA Olympics ban: reportEnglish
16·2 months agoLiving in one of the recent cities listed
Those games were NOT PROFITABLE. The IOC, etc, SAYS they were by:
Completely discounting Policing/Security Not including any venue construction costs And a whole bunch more sleeze (not) accounting (multi Billion$, for a winter, seen 10x higher for some summer bills)
Their idiotic “profitable” rhetoric is spuriously true, if you do some bullshit accounting, whereby the ticket revenues exceed the labour bill, on-site (and never mind they conned legions of “workers” into scabbing for “room+board volunteers” which was actually a cot and hotdogs in moldy leaking freight containers)
Multi billion $ hole, that we the people pay debt servicing on eternally, and our city became a haven for international money laundering after, one of the most unaffordable places in the world now…
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•If you don't know what you are doing, neither does your enemy.
2·2 months agoThey call him TnT, cause when he goes off, someone’s gonna get hurt…
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Science Memes@mander.xyz•Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted thatEnglish
8·3 months agoWatch “All watched over by machines of loving grace” BBC, Curtis; might be also on some dread YouTube. The cow portholes were part of (unexpected) scientific disproof of the trite popular wisdom of “Ballance of Nature.” Whole series is a trip, if maybe a bad one.
LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•37 years since our homecoming queen was taken from us
6·3 months agoThrough the darkness of future past The sorcerer yearns to see One clear path between two worlds Come fire, walk with me
Nah, straight to the piss drinking stage, they wouldn’t drink ocean water, fish fucked there.
And yeah, half of them were already all about the aged urine rubs, cause not-a-doctor told them so.