WAPO is dead. NYT is furiously giving hand jobs to whoever is promising not to kill them.

I think it would, but I also think it may just create a blockage that makes the cannon sort of explode, hurting anyone nearby?

That fact wasn’t so fun, but thx.

Out of curiosity and totally unrelated, is it even possible to make munitions out of tea? Like, can you compress it into a sphere and fire it from a 17th century cannon, or would you just wind up with a bang and dense mist of tea?

This got me wondering.

His obsession with X should doom him. XXX (such a weird porno obsessed idiot), X-ing himself, he’s X-valid. X him out.

Ex-relevant.

And it can all come crashing down if confidence plummets. So let’s make it plummet.

e: you may feel powerless, but you’re not. These people only have the power we give them.

I’m getting old, and this is the main lesson I’ve learned in my life.

Good. Fuck this paedophile and his weird rapey, money hoarding cult.

Stop filing taxes. Tea party 5.0. Buy tea instead and literally throw it at them. Like physically, with a cannon.

Terrestrial monsters: rawr!

Aquatic monsters: mmmphtq!

Hahahaha no.

This is how you force secularity on the population. I think they don’t have as much support as they think they have. Most people don’t want their weird paedophilic religion.

Uh yeah, that’s why Elon bought it.

And they don’t care at all about intersex newborns being ’corrected’ to conform to whichever binary a doctor decides and totally without the person’s consent, nor infant boys having their most sensitive part cut off for 100% cosmetic reasons, again without their consent.

No, apparently consenting adults getting informed medical care is the problem.

The Heritage Foundation’s morals are completely backwards.

Potatoes are far better than corn. Potatoes heal the soil as well as the soul. Potatoes make us whole. Potatoes are superior to corn and beans.

Potatoes are easy to grow, they self-propagate, and they’re both nutritious and tasty. Corn is okay, but nothing compared to potatoes.

Corn didn’t wreck us when we couldn’t grow it. Potatoes did. We cannot live without potatoes. Potatoes are life.

Yes, he realised that. He’s UNO Reversed her tweet.

You could not make this up. It’s ludicrous.

No difference. That driver would have been sued for assault, and his testimony buried because trump had enough money to squash it. Same as all the girls who tried going to the authorities over this shit.

This came up years ago. Like before his first election. Lots of things like this came up, and we’ve known he’s a paedophile, rapist, murderer for at least a decade, but stupid amounts of money were spent to cover this shit up, with many people buying the massive PR campaign.

The Steele dossier was true. He didn’t ‘fail’ in business at his casinos – they were a front for the Russian mafia. He was named in a criminal indictment along with Epstein for raping a 13 year old that was only dropped because the witness was harassed with death threats and followed by trump goons in the parking lot from court proceedings, threatening to kill her and her family.

All of this has been known for a decade. He’s an abhorrent barely human being. Fucking despicable.

The guy who got brain worms by eating roadkill isn’t afraid of germs?!? No way.

They should be illegal. The literal only difference between these ‘services’ and the mob is they typically don’t break your knees.

But that’s not the only despicable thing about the mafia’s racket.

These people squeeze the last blood from people who often become homeless anyhow; whereas if landlords had souls, many people could at least keep their housing and not be so vulnerable to predators.

It wouldn’t surprise me if McConnell is in those files. That would explain his inexplicable protection of trump after he’d lost in 2020 and fomented an insurrection.

I couldn’t make sense of it at the time – he was handed a way to prevent trump running again on a silver platter, and there didn’t seem to be a reason not to since he was already on the way out.

And now thinking about it, ew. I need a shower.