As per usual, fuck nintendo.

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We’ve got an optimist over here!

6 dudes with no water for a week would be pretty easy to take on.

Seems like Guinea could set up some sort of diversion to the sea within their own territory and then hold all the water hostage over the other countries.

You know, if they were run by Nestle or something.

As a gamer, I can say for certain that most gamers were not looking for a Borderlands movie to be made. There are SO many better games that could have a movie made out of them. An RPG stuck on rails is not going to surprise or delight anybody.

Hold on to your butts, there’s a wave of dipshits on their way to say “BuT a CoNsOlE iS sPeCiFiCalLy MaDe To PlAy ThEsE gAmEs!1!1!”

Being original is hard.

Also it’s a fucking console in a universe where PCs exist.

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Wow that’s very forward of you.

Those are probably all for him. 34…

You can play Mario/Pokemon/Zelda on the Deck.

Downvote all you want cucks, it doesn’t make it any less true.

Why would anybody buy a switch when you can have a Steam Deck? It is better in every conceivable way.

Regardless of genre, if your game is single player but doesn’t allow me to pause when I have a distraction arise, then I likely won’t choose to play it over another game that I can pause whenever I want to sneeze or whatever.

That marriage is DOOMED.

I’m hard of hearing as well. Good times.

What? Trusting Donald Trump? I think you have to have a brain first before it can go missing.

Needing to be massive to deal with the increased gravity is about as dumb of a take as they could have taken.

Maybe I’m too entrenched in my ways. But I’ll take no game over having to deal with additional launchers or whatever else is required to game without using Steam.

GoG, Epic, Ubisoft, EA… Not interested.