Man this shit infuriates me to no end. Why?!

“Sound on”

Is subtitled

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. When I saw it I was interested, until I saw the price. It probably is worth it but I can’t justify it for myself

They fly with the sleeping fish.

Oh man… Makes me want to get the Dreamcast out of my display cabinet and give her a spin. Have fun!

Are you bullshitting or am I missing something here?

CALL 911!

But they also said “the fossil”, not “a fossil”, so maybe they were talking about a specific fossil.

This had me in stitches. Thanks :D

You guys sure know how to have fun!

Yet…

I wanted to comment that I’ve recently read that he stopped smoking, Upon further investigation this turned out to be an ad for smokeless fire pits.

That is a good answer bud. I totally relate