Adding to my CV: valuable contributions to numerous projects on github

As the CEO of Linux, I’ve had long and intense discussions with Mr Musk about the future of the company if he were to buy it, and I have come to the conclusion that he is a very good and smart businessman. There is no doubt in my mind that our company will thrive under his competent leadership. The Linux Corporation™ is therefore proud to announce that we have decided to accept his gracious offer of 69 billion US dollars, payable in $100 Google Play gift cards.

I love bleach, it always gives me such a warm and tingling feeling inside :)

You mean the “Use Linux” one, right? That’s by RiniDisc (direct link). They have a store on redbubble where you can buy this design (and it’s actually their store because they shared it on twitter)

Those are very nice :3 I was this close to ordering a Loona poster the other day, but then I noticed that the person selling them on redbubble took other people’s art and uploaded it there, and I don’t think the artists agreed to this, so I didn’t :c

Truly, “a society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit.”

edit: I should mention that this comment is kinda NSFW because 2/3 pictures that are described below are rated explicit uwu

One of them is a drawing of a bottomless Richard Stallman with an “I ❤️ GNUS” pin telling a confused / shy and very thicc demon about Linux.

One is Silver Spoon (My Little Pony) next to a pony version of Stallman. Both have emacs running some sort of Linux OS. Stallman’s laptop is floating in the air because of the magic he is casting with his horn (he’s a unicorn).

The last one is Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony) sitting on a 1000-piece Richard Stallman jigsaw puzzle box and grinding a laptop. There’s a computer in the background that’s running Arch btw.

No Gods, No Masters in the streets

Oh God, Yes Master in the sheets uwu

Look at those fluffly little paws <3

Now that you say it, I often see people write “hereeeeee” or “lameeeee” to make the vowel sound longer, which never made sense to me. Maybe they repeat the last letter, even if it’s silent, because it doesn’t interrupt the flow of their writing as much as extra letters in the middle of a word?

:o

chomp

:3

This is me trying to fix my life, and the ground is rapidly coming closer.

Tag yourself, I’m a top switch :3

So it says “property of Master” 😳

The sad part is that even if they managed to create catgirls (and anthros pls) in an ethical manner, none of us could become one because it’d most likely be some genetical shenanigans that you need to do in the embryo / foetus stage. But I want to keep believing.

“… and that’s why I need a liver transplant!”

damn, she is literally me :3

thank u but no u :3c

cutie :3

Don’t worry, just come over and I’ll be the judge of that OwO