That extra S makes all the difference.

It’s not wrong though.

Something bad. Is it something bad? I bet it was something bad.

How is it different than Lutris?

I’m running ZorinOS on an SSD.

See, by my nature I usually make a joke as a reply to everything.

But that statement…man. It’s hard to justify making a joke about rale/abuse victims and pedophila.

Can you just talk about J.D Vance instead? Remember the meme where he fucks couches??? Now THAT I can work with!

Learn things? With our education system??? Buddy! What do you think this is??? A different country? Who’s this other country you’re thinking about??? They sound like someone we need to go to war with! Do they have oil?

HA! Jokes on them! I’m running a budget dell PC from 10 years ago! The PC itself is slower than any delays they cause! I’m talkin’ 3-5 minutes to load each video. Sometimes the whole PC freezes, and you need to unplug it. Sometimes the browser crashes right at the end, so you gotta relaunch the browser, and then wait 20 minutes for all the tabs to populate. Then you gotta end task on all the individual windows. Then you gotta reload just the tab you’re looking at, and THEN you can wait 5 minutes again.

You think I’m even going to notice your 10 second delay?

All you gotta do is reply back “I do not support America. I support Saudi Arabia’s takeover of America.”

See, they won’t see you as a terrorist, because despite having direct involvement in 9/11, and despite having a direct role in 99% of American businesses, America still see’s Saudi Arabia as an ally. I’ve been baffled by that for decades, but, they do.

Now if you’d have used Iran as the example, you’d be locked up.

I also don’t understand our allegiance to Israel at this point.

Daily reminder, Jimmy Carter willingly sold his peanut farm because his morality told him of his own viewpoints that it may be seen as unfair for a President to own business interests while serving the most important role of government. Which in his mind may come off as corrupt.

We now have a president who see’s his name as a brand. That’s where we’ve gone.

42 gallon jar of baconaise, magic the gathering common cards, and a box of matches!

I don’t think I need to go on.

No.

You think I don’t notice??? I say outloud “I WANT TO BUY CATFOOD!!!” and then suddenly later that week, by pure coincidence, at the supermarket, there just “happens” to be a whole isle of various pet foods??? Yeah. I think not! That whole scheme is just an alien scheme to get me to adopt that french cat who follows me around town speaking french all day! I tried telling him! MR CAT! I DON’T SPEAK YOUR FRENCH LANGUAGE!!! YOU NEED TO BEFRIEND A TRANSLATOR TO TALK TO ME!!! NO HABLAH ESPENOL!!!"

But there he is. Every day, just trying to talk to me like “J’ai un chat dans mon pantalon”.

And you’re trying to tell me this cat is just a natural wild animal? This is the work of aliens for sure! Otherwise this cat would walk to Quebec Canada where they tolerate that kind of frenchness.

What? You think cats give a shit about our borders, and passports??? Bitch, have you met a cat???

I don’t have kids. I have a niece who’s 14 now.

When she was 3, she asked if I wanted a bracelet. I eould have been 30 at the time, and I’m a guy. But my niece was asking me if I wanted a bracelet, so I said yes.

She pulls out these pink pipe cleaner twisty ties for arts and crafts. Then she put some beads on it.

She had a method. I have no idea what the method was, but she was like “first this one, and then this one”.

She was describing what each bead meant, and why they were in that exact order. I wore the bracelet all day. And when I got home, I put it on my doorknob. I’ve moved since then, so it’s a different doorknob, but it’s still on my doorknob to this day.

Yeah.

He did.

Once. And that’s the point.

…part of me wants to know the middle name. Part of me wonders if that might be doxxing him at that point.

Because middle names are weird, but with a name like Gaylord, he doesn’t have much to risk.

He might be like “Call me Olive!”

And it’s somehow better than being Gaylord in the 80s/90s.

I think I’d just create a persona. Thats what a kid at my school did. His name was Adam, but he was like “Call me, The Jew!”

Not “Jew”, not “The Jew Kid” he specifically called himself “The Jew”. Pro wrestling was popular, and it was like how there was “The Rock”. Except he was “The Jew”.

Then one kid thought it would be funny to come in with a red armband with swastika on it. He asked The Jew if he thought it was funny. And The Jew said no…with his fist. Over and over and over and over. Usually school fights had an honor to them. Kid falls down, you won the fight. You walk away. Anyone tried contining the fight on a downed opponent, and the whole crowd would step in. They’d end the fight for you, and it wouldn’t be good for you.

That didn’t happen here. This kid went down, and The Jew just kept punching him. Over and over and over. For what seemed like forever. Nobody stepped in. Usually during fights, the crowd was rowdy. It was exciting. This was dead silent.

In normal times, The Jew was the most chill laid back easy to get along with guy. It’s 20+ years since I saw him last, and I still remember him and refer to him as that. By his request. So you can kind of get an idea of how he didn’t let things get to him. No ego. Just a good kid really.

When he saw that swastika, he just went off. And everybody had the same silent collective thought. Not to step in, and when teachers get here, we all stand behind The Jew. And we all did. Literally 30 kids all got detention for a month, because not one of us ratted out who beat the fuck out of gary. Eventually the teachers pieced together what happened, when gary came out of the hospital and was able to talk again. We still had to serve detention. Even after they “knew”, we still didn’t talk.

And now, I’ve gotten so sidetracked that I don’t even remember the point of this story. Other than to say fuck nazis. Fuck gary. And fuck anyone who owns a swastika armband. Gary had it coming.

Fuck slipknot!

~Sincerely, a Mushroomhead fan from back in the 90s.

they’ll let your crowd surf, and spray you with fake blood and cum after decapitating an effigy of the current POTUS.

wait…you specified the blood is fake, but not the cum? I’m in!

I don’t see guns on that list.

I also don’t see cow heads. There’s no rule stopping you from slaughtering a cow, decapitating it, and then bringing the still blood dripping head of a cow. Not that anyone WOULD do that. But, ya know…there’s no rule.

Holy shit…being named “Gaylord” in the 80s/90s as a kid?

Fuck.

R.I.P. Gaylord.

May your bullying been short and merciful.