It’s a long shot, though.

I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!

My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

That’s the spirit!

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”

October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!

Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!

-Corporate board somewhere, probably

Yeah. Like there is some variety in the furniture but the layout of all the stations seems to be identical. I am probably not far enough into the story to understand the lore yet. Only picked up the game a month or two ago and haven’t progressed that far. We did just discover an outlaw station which was different and cool.

Yesterday I was taking to my co-op buddy about how ask the space stations looked the same. WHAT.

That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.

A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.

It’s here to stay…for only $3.99 per month! *

*cost for monthly subscription only. Excludes fees for sending and receiving messages. Chat and others services extra.

Anyone want to take a bet, this is where we will be in 5 years?

And my axe!

Hey guys, I’m developing a quintiple A game! It’s real because I just said so! Also the price point for AAAAA games will be $145 cause that’s how awesome it will make you feel.

p.s. - planned DLC releases during early access for only $99, what a bargain!

Hey, low QA crap isn’t a fair assessment. I recently bought something that had absolutely NO QA behind it.

Upgrade to the ultra deluxe ad free premium plus platinum subscription for an additional $3.99 per month and you can unlock the remote wipe package too!

Ah yes, I see the problem. They don’t know where their bootstraps are!

Just purchase the ad free premium plus platinum subscription for offline mode, only $12.99 per month!