Masamune

Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren’t cake.

An employee who takes their bacon seriously is exactly the type of employee I would want hire.

Currently sitting in my bathroom on my rear, naked, choking on tears and pissing myself because I can’t afford groceries. America FTW!

Finally, a version of me can get a decent 8 hours of sleep.

Word on the street is that a $20 steam gift card today is worth $22 tomorrow.

I want to go to there.

I will bet all of you $100 each that this man also has a Grindr account.

Facebook make people go “grrrr” to make profit go brrrr.

AI make people go “yup!” to make profit go up.

Sincerely, Grok

The great circle of life.

Only Crystal Pepsi for you.

That’s my secret, I’m always 😡

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This is the one I have no idea what is it just a minute ago I am on my way to the hospital now.

About tree fiddy.

I’m surprised at all the wrong answers in this thread. The correct way to use this door is to shove your arm through a glass pane and go to the hospital.

This, but powered by corgis instead of motorcycles.

The surest way to make a teenager think something is not cool (and thus, stop doing it), is for the parent to show an interest in doing it with them.

Well when you put it like that, I see why the manufacturers are so confused…

This looks cool. What are some of the best ones to check out?