Meatball Man

I didn’t know much about y2k, I was just a kid and my family wasn’t tech savvy and hated the idea of me ever touching a computer, which given my hobbies now is extremely ironic, but I know enough about the IT field to know a lot of people worked very hard to fix it.

I don’t know the extent of how bad it would have been, I’m a Linux hobbyist, not a technical engineer, but I’m sure it would have been bad.

Honestly, there’s tons of people here far more qualified than me who could probably tell you how bad it would have been.

Hey I found Waldo!

They would have to wipe out the vast majority of people on the planet. Like the VAST majority. They’d be killing themselves too because they would be killing off basically the entire work force that holds society together. What little of humanity that remains would just be doomed to die a slower death, as nobody would be around to produce food, mine resources, manufacture goods, keep supply lines moving, maintain public infrastructure.

They’d just be signing themselves up to slowly starve to death once the food runs out and nobody is around to make more of it. Not to mention it’s not like the vast majority of people are just going to sit around and be genocided by these monsters. The war effort alone would be enormous, and whoever is left would be traumatized.

Definitely a solid shit post.

Oh that’s way more intelligent and scientifically grounded than what I was going for… So I assume this means I cannot mark you as down as “Ass-Kin”

Wait. You’re saying that you were born from a dirty asshole and so was I? Does that mean we’re siblings?

You should go drown in a canal.

Because the people in charge of managing llms are shit. They were all birthed from a dirty asshole.

Well because there’s a difference between saying “wow my life sucks, I could really go for a bullet sandwich right now” and “wow that guy sucks, I should shoot him”

I’ve never thought about shooting anyone else. Does thinking about shooting myself count to the statistic? I’ve definitely thought about that before!

I’m not gonna say I’m a gun expert, but I don’t see why you need a loaded shotgun in the back of the car to begin with. Like isn’t only having your gun loaded when you’re ready to use it a pretty common gun safety thing? Even if the safety was on and the dog accidentally turned it off, or the safety was faulty, I feel like there was no reason for it to be loaded and somewhere in the back seat a dog could walk over it or however it happened.

I love how they blame the dog and not the f*ckwad that left a loaded shotgun in the back seat with the safety off.

Just gotta achieve climax while doing a headstand.

Regardless of if you mean more semen should be included in the tattoo, or if you are implying you or someone you know desires to ejaculate onto said tatoo, I am regardless, concerned for your mind.

I think saying that America just hates children is a bit of a stretch there. In fact I think it’s missing the point entirely.

I can’t speak for the whole of America, only myself and the other people I know, but most of us would love to slow down, start a family, have someone to nurture, teach, pass down our own interests and skills to. We can’t.

The economy is in shambles, the people in control are comedically evil. Ffs the majority of the people running the united states are more than likely on the epstein list. Everyone is living paycheck to paycheck, nobody can afford a house to actually properly raise a child in.

Nobody is having children right now because things are so bad here, nobody can afford to have a child, and even if they could, given how bad things are globally, nobody wants to bring a child into this world.

The system is so cruel to children because the people who run the system are profoundly corrupt, do not have the childrens best interests in mind, and want to make sure our next generation is as uninformed and easy to control as possible

Now if you’re asking why most adults don’t hang out with kids, it should be pretty obvious why that is. They’re kids. Adults who are not their caregivers or in their lives have no business hanging out with them. I would be very concerned if my kid asked if his buddy could hang out and that person was q full grown man.

I’m sure there’s people out there who genuinely dislike children, but it’s pretty shortsighted to say “every single person in the country must hate children if these people do”

And I defend the idea that Zuckerberg should be throw into a slow moving industrial grinder.

If you’re ever about to quit a job or get fired, all you need to do is go into work sleeveless and they will never contact you again.

10/10

• great taste
• well executed
• a practical way to ensure that if you need to burn a social or professional relationship, you can burn that bridge with napalm.

I’d like to deploy Zuck into a slow moving industrial meat grinder set over the “unfit for human consumption” bin.

Lmao I remember that video! It’s been so long since I’ve seen it.

I genuinely hope not a single person shows up.

He was my father, my brother, my best friend, and my wife. I’m gonna need at least 3 months paid vacation to get over this.