Dear Earth,

The U.S. is about to fuck over humanity.

Zero fucks about climate change.

Leadership connections with the worst ass hats on the planet.

I apologize.

I wish y’all the best.

Love Norway! Was there visiting distant cousins in Stavanger.

My maternal grandmother’s family immigrated to the U.S.

BS. (and I hate Trump).

Weird shitheads.

Unfortunately, true.

Mine is similar. On my forearm,not my neck (yuck). It’s supposed to be “blood and guts”. Literal translation equals something about “inside organs”.

I’m okay with that. If you actually discuss the meaning of it works out fine.

I got that tattoo because I actually work with “blood and guts” as a Paramedic.

*Personnel

Cool beans.

You’re not too bright, right?

Almost 100% onboard. The exception is SpaceX.

Obviously I don’t know the exact specifics of how they’re successful and I don’t care.

Leave SpaceX out as the “black sheep”, even though they should be the “golden child”.

I wish SpaceX continued success and a future of good luck.

I did:

Mail in

Well, I also sit in front of a mirror.

I don’t care where y’all are from as long as you’re not a dumbass dickhead.

Annoying ass dots on a screen.

We’ve been stuck in nursery school for 8 years.

But, but… That $100K watch is awesome!

Yep, fuck facts. Orange chimp dip shit started “fake news” with earnest and they should suffer for it.

Piss off.

Yeah, but, fuck Florida.

Sandwich also has a Treehouse that serves yummy beer.