Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you’ve basically got an axolotl
Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you’ve basically got an axolotl
Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying
Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim
They forgot to list the Jackson, which is a coffee that starts out Black but turns White
Lmao they’ve changed the wording to “dangerous” territory
https://www.economist.com/europe/2024/09/01/the-hard-right-takes-germany-into-dangerous-territory
Solid TP rolls are quite common in Asia. Not sure if this is still true, but a lot of public toilets don’t provide toilet paper for fear of people stealing them. You have to bring your own TP, at which point including the cardboard insert takes up too much space to carry around.
Ikr. Had sex with one and couldn’t stop eating his nuts
So Mickey is actually spreading his cheeks for missionary instead of doggy
They were picked up in the West as well, but not as well known probably because they weren’t viewed as fashionable. They’re called Pattens FYI
Patten (shoe) - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patten_(shoe)
I’ve heard of some journals promising to pay their reviewers Amazon gift cards which they never end up sending out
More like sexual wrongs
Tech: minimalism is when maximalism
X is reeling this morning after its website crashed last night due to an orchestrated attack on its servers during its Elon / Trump interview. A spokesperson for X said that the attack seemed to have been orchestrated by a foreign state actor. “We are currently looking for a group of roughly 900,000 people who could have carried out such an attack to silence Trump.” The spokesperson said it was clearly a foreign nation. “X couldn’t possibly have failed due to too many concurrent listeners. According to our latest figures, there are only 10 actual people who aren’t bots that still use X, 5 of which are confused and still think it’s Twitter.” Tech experts said that they had never seen such a sophisticated and well organised attempt to flood the servers, using millions of different points of attack. The experts say the attack was highly organised. “In order to get millions of computers to participate at the same time, the perpetrators harnessed social media to encourage people to flood the servers, and overload the website. This was sophisticated stuff.” “They announced their attack day months ago, and then worked methodically to make sure everyone remembered the attack date.” “The perpetrators must have known that no computer server can withstand the load of an entire nation trying to access the same website at the same time on the same day.” —
It already refers to anon cum and go sex though
Market already filled. Buying/selling human breast milk was uncommon (though heard of) in mainland China, and exploded in popularity after the infant formula scandal.
Chinese mothers cash in on formula scare by selling human milk | CNN - https://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/05/world/asia/china-human-breast-milk-sales/index.html
Because people put their feet on ottomans, or because he interprets ottomans as the feet of the couch?
How else are you supposed to fertilize them
2028 2023: Browser content is piped to an AI that filters junk and noise then feeds the result back into the browser for screen display
GPT-AdBlocker for Chrome promises to block all ads, including ads in videos - gHacks Tech News - https://www.ghacks.net/2023/07/19/gpt-adblocker-for-chrome-promises-to-block-all-ads-including-ads-in-videos/
Market shows that investors are actively turned on by products that use AI
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