Well duh it detects AI generated images that are at scale and that snail cat is way too small for it

Sadly a lot of people unironically think that these captions should be reversed, because revenge = violence and that’s Chad af and helping others is for wusses, or something

Trap street - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap_street

Example of an entire fictional town: Agloe, New York - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agloe,_New_York

Wake up babe new dolphin fucker copyoasta just dropped

Seems similar to factory mechanics using Google Glass to look up schematics etc.

Of course, Google being allergic to commitments discontinued it anyway, despite its successes in industrial applications.

My parents in their 30s: let’s vote for Reagan

FTFY

Hong Kong’s subway system offers fare discounts if you use the entrances/exits that require you to walk through a mall, as part of their monetisation of spaces required to access public services

Love how everyone in the comments are shitting on Nintendo and Game Freak lmao

I think you mean The Quack

"Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed

Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved"

From Tim Minchin’s Storm the Animated Movie - YouTube - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U

There must be a gay Cinderella remake out there somewhere. Grindrella gets visited by the fairy thotmother, who transforms his button up shirt and black skinny chinos into a harness and jockstrap and sends him off the royal orgy. The next day Prince DomTop has to go around and top everyone in the village because it was a blackout orgy and he couldn’t see anyone, meaning the only way he can find who Grindrella was is by remembering the feel of that bussy.

Real swords have curves 😤

How can they say “lol” when they are clearly not laughing out loud?

Drag queen Amanda Tori Meating has gone on the record about her day job as an OnlyFans ghostwriter. There’s an entire industry of talent agencies that hire minimum wage gig workers to pretend to be the model you are paying $x per month to interact with.

Is that a triceratops and tricerabottoms

Low key why I despise daylight savings.

I like it when I wake up early with the sun, and end the day just as it gets dark. Daylight savings forces you to wake up groggily in the dark and stay up late while you wait for the sun to set.

🖥️🦐

Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you’ve basically got an axolotl

Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying

Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim