https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7sgFJ_1DZk Just this video

No you make a friend, gators are cute

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I think the mitsubishi space star could be an answer, base model doesn’t have a smart anything, but it might not be available where you are

Definitely at least a side of half a weel

Defnitely a wheel, not necessarily a car

No hole in the middle, filled donut stuck to a toast maybe?

Absolutely

A calzone, the ends aren’t open. A wellington is usually shown cut but that doesn’t change its identification