Gordon Calhoun

Strong French Revolution vibes here

Getting Ron Jeremy vibes

The Greek gods did quite enjoy playing with the mortals for their own, often sadistic, entertainment. Trump is probably their favorite comedic character in the currently ongoing production.

Will he retroactively behead his previous wives?

When I fantasized about the country being overrun by ghouls, I pictured something more comforting, like World War Z or Shaun of the Dead or even Zombieland. But this…this is a sick and twisted kind of hell. Even worse than Walking Dead.

Clutch those pearls, assholes. Don’t worry, your base is too stupid to cast blame on you. I’m sure your war-criming, pedophile-enabling, constitution-hating ilk will do just fine.

I certainly won’t be voting for anything remotely resembling GOP/MAGA, but I know plenty of people who will because they apparently can’t learn what would actually be good for them. Only the “undecideds” can really make the decision…Hopefully they bother to cast enough intelligent votes.

In Snow Crash, dentatas seemed like one of the more effective deterrents.

If only there were some way to provide a society where women felt safe, secure, and comfortable to willingly bring in and care for new life. If only.

JFC. A pornography collection of enormous children. What a suck fuck.

Now that she’s not in his inner circle anymore, I wonder if she can try to go back to looking like a normal person and not one of the glossed-over pro-Voldemort ministry of magic turds in Harry Potter or shiny fake mean robots in Robots.

She’s still evil, but I’m sick of all women in high positions of authority in this government regime having to adopt pornstar-grade levels of makeup to appease Jaba the Trump’s personal taste.

“Evacuate” was the term they used in Wannsee.

Corrosion to the rescue! Don’t worry UnderpantsWeevil, Entropy, the one and every thing to which you are immune, will provide eventual salvation.

She’s hot and it’s pro-Trump. Why should they care if it’s real or not if it tickles their…confirmation bias?

…lesser alien-looking one…

Mutant. They prefer to be called mutants.

Would be great to see them all put their bodies where their mouths are and volunteer to go fight it for him.

Triple dog dare you to stick your tongue on it.

Luckers and soosers.

By having voting day be just one fucking day is already a clear sign the system is stacked against them. Like, what if someone is sick that day and cannot physically get to a polling station? Car broken down? Experiencing the literal birth day of a child. Why not have it be voting week? Voting month? Some kind of available time period that’s more than a single fucking day’s worth of daylight.

Also, the fact that so many jurisdictions have zero interest in alternative, scientifically-proven more democratic, voting methods, like ranked choice or ranked preference or whatever it’s called, and stubbornly stick with the easily-manupulated first past the post method is incredibly telling how rigged against the people the US “democracy” (or republic or whatever symanticism people there prefer) is.

Exactly. One of the first things I (naively) did as an “adult” after leaving uni was indulge in a set of (discounted) leopard print satin sheets for my brand new adult bed. The novelty very quickly evaporated as the pillows shot out from under my head and the flat sheet levitated itself to the floor within 15 minutes of sliding down to attempt a slumber.

If it’s not wool then gtfo.