If we left our internet on over night they would cut us off for a few days for “internet abuse”. It would be so hard to connect at peak hours. The modem would make all the silly sounds but end in a busy signal.

I don’t hate the man like a lot of people here but this a really good point.

Looks like it was maybe a sweet gum. Maybe they hated the little balls they drop in your yard. Still not a good excuse. Tree murder for sure.

At my Walmart the employees don’t stop people from stealing food. They told me as much.

Bet

Sounds gross. I’m totally in.

I’m a big fan of traditional meats

Don’t just talk shit. Tell me what (and where) pasta I should be eating, goddamnit.

schadenfreude.googled it. Adding it to my lexicon. Gonna be a challenge to learn it by a few days of overuse but I’ll manage.

Fuck bob iger.

Daaaang.

I only played the original. I had a super shitty laptop that I loved back in the day when I was working the ambulance. Would play it between calls. As well as a special LoL account that would occasionally go afk dying matches. (Sorry guys. Not my fault. Kind of my fault. I’m sorry.

Shovel knight rules

My man. Thank you. I have been screaming at my wife about this for years as if it was her fault. I’m really starting to think it’s because a lot of people are low key border line illiterate.

_EA is the fucking devil. They bought my favorite game, Ultima Online, and ruined it. _

I was really hoping the comments would be some sort of “what the fuck does he know?”

A lot of us have been where you are. The simple fact you want to cut back on the boozing(keep it at once a week or so but don’t try to quit completely. That shit don’t fucking work and there is no reason a Mother fucker shouldn’t be able to get drunk on thanksgiving or whatever) and are doing positive things in your life will bring about your next iteration

Real question. Does Tiwan in average care for English speaking tourists? Because I’d love to bring my family. I have always wanted to go to china too, but, yeah, maybe not.

Thanks! I feel dumb.

I don’t know what either one of those are. Could you elaborate?