

No I swear Lois the pink kryptonite made me do it
My name’s not Rick.


No I swear Lois the pink kryptonite made me do it


GODDAMN WOKE PHOTOSYNTHESIS


Well that’s just a forgone conclusion as it’s a day that ends in Y
I’d be offended by this if I could read
Hey, at least this time the republicans aren’t jerking off to nonsense tariffs, right?


May their socks stay wet for an entire year.
A punishment I’d only wish on Nazis


Ah I have wondered what the root of the nickname was, just not enough to look it up. I mostly figured it was a bastardization of Gunner


They raised the price 50%, not 100%. I’d agree with you if they didn’t quickly walk most of the hike back.
Easily the most overrated president imo. The fact that his signature economic policy, trickle down economics, has been shown to be empirically false, and yet people still love him, is astounding to me


Yeah history is rhyming a little too much. I see echos of Jackson blowing up the Bank of the US any time Trump cries about the Fed. Cant wait for our panic of 1837 part deux


It’s not a surprise to me that this is happening given Donnie’s love of another failure of a president, Andrew Jackson. Andy had a White House inauguration party which he brilliantly decided should be open to the public. It became such a disaster he had flee to get clear of the crowd (20,000 people showed up… which is crazy given this was 1829). The party only ended when the White House staff moved tubs of booze and ice cream onto the very lawn this stupid octagon is on to get all rioters party guests out of the White House at which point they locked the doors.
I really fucking hate Andrew Jackson. Anyone that says anything positive about him automatically goes on my dipshit list.


I just watched that again this week because it was on tv. I still feel bad about that poor shoe


I thought suet was only for the late fall into spring


Immensely disappointed but not at all surprised by my governor. I’ll be harassing her staff with angry constituent messages until she’s out of office


FIFA, in their infinite wisdom, made the decision to have all the parking around MetLife Stadium used for (paid) fan and merch space. MetLife is primarily built for car traffic, so this is a disaster waiting to happen. Yet another example of their greed and hubris. This was so poorly thought out.
It’s a major award!


All this for stupid fucking anime profile pics


Have you ever happened to have run an Academic Decathlon?
I bought a kayak when I was working part time during college; I am the 1%
That is fun, I’ve wondered why that is. I also think sometimes when it’s super bright out it makes me sneeze.