NachBarcelona

Well you got a good point there. This is exactly why ads are incredibly evil.

I don’t give a shit about all that since, wel, I have ublock.

If it’s going viral (😒) as a consultation method, 7 figures are probably a low estimate. Fuck this.

Oh fuck I didn’t think that through, did I? This is incredibly evil.

who would be stupid enough …?

That’s included in both nostrils (they both end up there).

I didnt include them for the same reason I didn’t include the ears or the urinairy tract (they’re not “holes” as in tunnels, topologically speaking), but if your definition differs from mine then you’re right.

That’s topologically not a hole, your bladder like you lung is on the outside/surface.

The ok symbol is rather temporary but topologically that would count. I wouldn’t count pores or membranes here (I mean by my arbitrary definition).

I think topologically they don’t count, that’s why I didn’t count the urether/urethra.

Congratulations on that incredibly profound title OP. You should become a professional quote maker or something equally enlightened.

If that’s the games he plays then he deserves Windows.

I think topologically I have only those:

1. Mouth to ass (oh yeah)
2. Left nostril
3. Right nostril
4. Left Eustachian tube
5. Right Eustachian tube
6. Right tear duct
7. Left tear duct

No piercings or anything, so that’s it.

Who the fuck thinks that a straw has 2 holes?