The us government is the circus now, with a clown as the ringleader

Substantially-increased Total Dollars, yes that’s correct!

Have you tried orally interfacing with the genitals of a member of the management at your place of employment?

There’s gold in them racks.

Totally, definitely not affiliated with the GCHQ!

Lazy eye Di

Can you squeeze in “fucking around and finding out”?

I had a Gamegear. Fucker absolutely destroyed AA batteries. I liked the 7up game.

This is the coolest fucking shit I’ve seen on the internet in a while. Thank you, kind cyber citizen.

I hope zuck gets sucked into a turbine engine

Hahaha fuck you Bambu

Dammit

Here’s my ID, Google: 🖕

What in the absolute fuck

OP eats other peoples boogers off of park benches

Where’s the Vantablack™ ?

Is it acceptable to use thermal paste as lube?

Tim took footprints and left photos. When we find Tim, we will go to work on him, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

From Russia with tha love bone