Unless you get an STD.

There’s a story like this that gets posted every Olympics. Basically everyone is fucking.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2026/02/17/winter-olympics-condom-supply-shortage/88715151007/

You saw him working out shirtless too? I had a different response.

Fair point to treat candidates with skepticism. Especially now.

Did you listen to his interview?

He states that his belief is that the separation of Church and State should 100% be protected. Not just to protect the government but to protect the religion, so it doesn’t get taken advantage of by political movement like Christian Nationalists.

He mainly pushed love God and love your neighbor. If you loved your neighbor, then you wouldn’t push your religion or any other belief on them.

I’m paraphrasing but that’s what I got out of it. I think he’s someone that could break through to some of the religious right.

Does that make ranch the second one?

No LLM version of ‘holds up spork’?

Are you Zeus? Because if that’s the case I don’t think your wife is as cool with it as you think she is.

Isn’t that the plot of Inception?

If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom.

Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.

In the US the customers will say something similar to “They got you working on holiday/event?”

Without a glimmer of recognition that they are the reason you are working. Especially on Thanksgiving or days where people forget something small and need to run to the store.

Making a blue balls joke.

I heard that people that have tried it once are addicted for life. If they ever try to stop consuming dihydrogen monoxide, they will die.

I read a news article about that mentioned he was thrusted into power in his 20s so maybe he wanted to start introducing her to the system early.

Well, I like broccoli and want it to be true. I can feel better when I eat broccoli, so I will believe it without any further research.

I remember some dumb ass in a meeting was trying to sound smart, so instead of saying E-mail like a regular person he said electronical mail… That guy annoyed me a lot.

It’s not the same but this reminds me of it:

https://theuselessweb.com/

Hopefully they learned, from the US, what happens when you don’t hold the powerful accountable.

I learned from some family and friends without them even saying anything. I just see how they took care of their bodies and how broken they are. A co-worker told me she was sitting on the ground and needed someone to help her stand up. Some can’t walk, can’t bend over, can’t move their arms over their shoulder…Health is wealth. Take care of yourself.

They also cuddle!