It got the name as a play on words. It ain’t your asshole and it ain’t your balls. If you say ‘it ain’t’ fast it sounds like taint.

I like to say “if a millionaire lost a million dollars, he would be broke. But if a billionaire lost a million dollars, he’d still pretty much a billionaire.”

Speaking the truth. We made it super easy to get calories and we like comfort. You need to make it an actual lifestyle change and not just a diet to lose weight. I didn’t take my nutrition or weight lifting seriously until my 40s. I got in better shape then when I was active duty and I really didn’t care what I ate.

Also my sleep greatly improved when my diet and exercise were pushing me. I had zero problems getting to sleep and staying asleep.

I need to get serious about it again.

The horrors persist, but so do I.

I think they are just referring to old people taking up extra space in the aisle. OP says they are over stimulated, so they probably don’t want to talk to the old person to get them to move.

I would link the meme of Kim Jung Un telling his daughter this is why we have nuclear weapons, but I didn’t save it.

Your buddy would have also bragged about the fact that he used her pussy as a humidor instead of trying to talk about the definition of is.

He’s a school kid that punched another school kid for holding a pro-ice sign at a school protest against ice.

Unless you get an STD.

There’s a story like this that gets posted every Olympics. Basically everyone is fucking.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2026/02/17/winter-olympics-condom-supply-shortage/88715151007/

You saw him working out shirtless too? I had a different response.

Fair point to treat candidates with skepticism. Especially now.

Did you listen to his interview?

He states that his belief is that the separation of Church and State should 100% be protected. Not just to protect the government but to protect the religion, so it doesn’t get taken advantage of by political movement like Christian Nationalists.

He mainly pushed love God and love your neighbor. If you loved your neighbor, then you wouldn’t push your religion or any other belief on them.

I’m paraphrasing but that’s what I got out of it. I think he’s someone that could break through to some of the religious right.

Does that make ranch the second one?

No LLM version of ‘holds up spork’?

Are you Zeus? Because if that’s the case I don’t think your wife is as cool with it as you think she is.

Isn’t that the plot of Inception?

If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom.

Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.

In the US the customers will say something similar to “They got you working on holiday/event?”

Without a glimmer of recognition that they are the reason you are working. Especially on Thanksgiving or days where people forget something small and need to run to the store.

Making a blue balls joke.