Damn, beat me to it. But these sort of incorrect statements on posts are usually intentional to drive engagement

Sometimes change can only happen through violence

Saddam Hussain

And I’ve been saying that for DECADES

Actually that’s where you’re wrong. Can 1,000,000 percent confirm, fml

Yes

Woman

This is The Onion

I think a hot tea beer would be worse, but yeah I agree

Hahaha best dad response ever

9 words

Wondering into the endless sunset,

Stumbling time and time again

“I can see how this looks strange,” Brill said. “But I assure you that Winnie’s intent was purely innocent. In the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of friendship and gratitude. Winnie is apologetic and embarrassed by any negative impression or confusion this may have caused.”

YIKES.

Context? I have no idea who this is

Farted, pants felt heavy. If farts don’t weigh anything, then it must have been more than a fart

Could be unrelated, beans have been funny since before either of these existed

Yep. And it’s more about socioeconomic class than anything else. And that’s more determined by generational wealth than anything else. And that’s more influenced by land ownership than anything else. And that all goes back to who was allowed to own land hundreds of years ago.

SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

Fuck Kanye