Desperate people do desperate things

Yes. Objectively.

I have unironically thought this of myself

You must be trolling. I’m not going to engage with you any more than that

I’m going to try it.

Edit: smmmfrrrr grreendch ferrrmenspolendllllllllll

Answer from comment chain: drain plug from a boat. Without it boat floods, used to drain boats before towing

Get ready for a mass influx of upvotes. I’m honored to be the first.

I also came… To my senses that the workers control the means of production!

Gimme

That’s what I thought at first, hence my comment

I’m curious if it’s intentionally supposed to read “don’t buy a yearbook, forget highschool” because the placement of highschool makes no sense

5

So true

… Why?

It’s not unheard of in Colorado. It saves the company from needing to reprint all the menus every time there’s a change or a promotion

I like how the overflow hole wasn’t lowered, so now we can flood the bathroom without needing to find a way to block it

This is probably the only time that sentence has been true

They did potato so dirty, poor guy

Mehhhh I probably wouldn’t have personally. There’s usually not much to be done besides splinting it. Just be careful as that nail grows back, nail trauma is one of the leading causes for toenail fungus. If it looks weird go to a podiatrist, it’s easier to fix early rather than late

Hi! The context makes it clear that he’s protesting fascism at 102 years old, there’s no set up for a joke about that being his temperature in fahrenheit. Your joke sucks, but so does the current US administration. I hope you participated in the protests today :)