If you leave it in the sun for too long, it’s a scalding scale

“loading” screens

And you lose the 3 months if you cancel before renewal

There is a selection bias in who chooses to migrate, so this isn’t necessarily true

It’s a reference to good ol’ Ea-nāṣir

Using technology from the present to depict a past relic in a state it’ll be in the future

Yeah, that’s part of the joke I went for, because all these “You wouldn’t X” memes are things we would do if we could

You wouldn’t cancel a life download

It’s just less readable for humans, great for programs though

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