No, he genuinely has a face like an ai-generated thumb. He’s the kind of prank bellend that’s going to get shot eventually, and absolutely no one will care, he’s a gimp

Close enough for the girls I go out with

As Yoda says, “start or start not, there is no try 14 times and then the problems randomly fixes its self just as the killer breaks the windows or whatever”

But also worth remembering that kid who made a nuclear reactor in his shed. Ai wasn’t around back then, but if it had been then, maybe, juuuust maybe….

I’d think that the smart ones will desert as soon as they can

As does having a livable planet for the rest of us, and being able to exist as anything other than a rich white straight-in-public guy in the US. How so much has ended up in the hands of an orange nazi dementia patient in a first world country is pretty astounding

Might as well accept it, as however you cut it you’ll eventually come to realise that there are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

WHERE’S MY GOD-DAMN HOVERBOARD?!

Only just though

Man put his money where is mouth is

Always.

And add absolutely to the front of almost anything to describe how pissed you were. I was absolutely trousered/shedded/etc

And I’ll be fucked if I can get them right first time round half the time!

Fuming

Im not mad about this current one.

Now that is a silly hat

It took me a second to understand that. I thought that you meant that the thing with the eels was a pretty typical sentence in English

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A mate’s bands used to be called Brownstar

I’d like to see one of these for the UK tax system