The thing is a genre defining masterpiece! I can’t believe the critics didn’t realize that in the '80s.

I think it’s really just an obvious proof of the complete and total lack of reading comprehension that most citizens have here.

Don’t be ashamed. Embrace the beautiful roar of your mighty little three-cylinder nugget. Let The raucous tones flow through your veins and release that sweet sweet dopamine when you jam the throttle pedal to the floor.

You know there is still time to snatch up a fantastic Toyota GR Yaris and elevate your life!

Schrödinger’s less popular pet

Ty from a new fan

I completely agree, but would you rather your tombstone said something about your accomplishments in life, or something seriously awesome like “impaled through the chest by a fucking swordfish”

No Doc Holliday?

Actually it’s lieutenant Colonel Buzz Killington to you, scrub.

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior the poop knife?

Corpo shills --> bots --> ads disguised as content --> shit

And we don’t want to punish billionaires cuz they just have a great work ethic. Plus I’m totally gonna be a billionaire next week when I hit the Powerballz

That was impressively descriptive, but I’m afraid most fascists are too stupid to understand the burn.

When did customers become consumers?

The familiar scent of facetiousness?

He’s dead, Jim

If only our fucking government would do something about this and actually regulate these evil bastards.

HEy aMIgO!! Lemme ride the ZOnKey!! VAMANOS! Cien pesos!!hiccup

Hard agree, but you won’t gain any friends by mentioning this to Europeans. I guess they just stopped for tea after bringing in a single grocery bag, then change back into their shoes to get the rest of the bags, followed by a nice cigarette outside, another shoe change, and some black pudding for dinner.

Echidnas have a four-headed penis. You’re welcome.