…again.

I blame the schools… Administration’s.

It’s funny. Years ago Reddit had a trend “Ameristraulia” and it was riddled with “did we just become best friends?” comments. As a Canadian I felt like squidward. Stay steady fellow colonists.

Thankfully we get much longer terms so maybe we can ride out the storm.

I was wondering how this was so funny and I realised it’s very appropriate. A pair of illusionists with the hubris to think the tiger they subjugate won’t turn on them.

All of it.

Currently seeing a counselor in my mid 30s to deal with some long undiagnosed issues. Go to the doctor folks.

So we’re just doing “early death” as a cause of death now?

I had a co-worker get a warning once for eating leftover pizza. I’ve seen my mom eat the messiest sandwich and get off with a warning. It really depends on how many kids you have to drop off. No one fucks with a hungry momma bear.

Whenever we watch old home movies all I can think of is the food. You know what it tasted like and in certain cases it’s never been the same. There’s one video of me walking around naked in a cowboy hat (I was 4) at lunch time and all I can think of when I see it is “I want that sandwich, I remember that sandwich”. Anyways, this picture is tasty. It brought back some memories. Clearly.