Can’t have sex with it either.

I would watch that.

Get a Pixel?

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

It’s a two party system. You wouldn’t want to throw your vote away!

I always go six minutes. Fight me.

Thoughts and prayers!

That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

Mork and Mindy is magnum opus.

I’m here for the same reasons. I’m still figuring it out. So far so good though.

I’m mired in grief and loneliness. Where’s my massage? I guess I’m not eligible.

But that bumper sticker…

BAM! Herpes

So brave