I prefer the one where they’re smiling through tears as they both simultaneously eat Vladimir Putin’s asshole while he beats them with a bundle of reeds

The King’s Speech

…Boris Johnson said this?

Free gun fuck yeah

Lost my job thanks to #2, and a little bit of #3

Hell I’d cover the dog bowl

And one day he will have his revenge

Oh wow I didn’t realize Jupiter is actually pretty and not just a tan streaky ball

“We’ve got some poodle meat in the freezer for you…”

Don’t forget to wash your balls

Honestly nothing gets me more interested in a movie than when the reviews are greatly divisive—it’s usually a sign that the director/writer is doing something bold or at least interesting. I know that for the most part that if I go see a movie like that even if I don’t love it I’ll at least be glad I watched it.

Alien Romulus. Me and my friends fucking loved that movie and were blown away so we were surprised to see how many people hated it

That’s a lot of A24 stuff tbh. A lot of disagreements between critics and moviegoers, but that’s usually a sign that they’re doing something interesting

Wiccan theocratic-state

Are you okay?

What am I missing

As does mine

…I’m on a 15 Pro

I just want to play infinity blade on my modern iPhone

Or just an elderly sugar daddy