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Holy shit. I feel like I don’t see too many life sentences that don’t include murder

This is exactly the kind of stupid fucking shit that keeps me sane these days

Is that hegseth

Yeah I did the same and thought I was about to read an extremely dark conspiracy theory blog post

PLEASE PRESS UNO

It’s called the Augur of Ebrietas and it is easily dodged because of the telegraphed wind-up and narrow hitbox so it’s not really worth it despite how cool it looks

I meant just the x-files wojak lol

I remember experiencing that moment like 4 times in Ōkami

Anyone have the original

I’ve always hated pears, then I had a good one. No graininess, just incredibly juicy and flavorful. Haven’t found one like it since.

Honestly one of my favorite fictional characters ever

IN SOVIET RUSSIA TOILET PISSES IN YOU

Honestly I just want something that sounds better than tv speakers that won’t break the bank. It seems like everything everyone recommends is $400+, which isn’t crazy compared to the price of a tv but I just need the most basic thing possible that’s better than built-in for occasional movie nights with friends and family

Get someone who looks at you like

You sound like the right person to ask then—how much should I spend on a soundbar for a tv? Or at least do you know a place to ask these questions that give realistic answers with less fanboyism and faux-intellectuals?

I am 90% more confident and 75% better at flirting directly after taking a shit. It’s science

So it’s not because of love?

Too Long Didn’t Wead UwU

100% thought this was a line of freshly removed bull testicles on a hoagie