Made me want to L’hopital off!

You’re “free” to die in a cardboard box under a freeway

Actually… They made that illegal. You’re free to rot in prison for being homeless, though!

And even if it doesn’t, it’ll still make hundreds of trillions of dollars doing it, so it was worth it in the end.

As long as you get it to me while I’m doing the dishes, not after I’ve finished the last plate!

I think you’re confusing it with Ms. Information. Which would cause information to be female, and as a female, information has no rights. Ms. Information does not get to be free.

/s

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