There’s these but I don’t think they’re really connected

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/05/us/politics/cia-informants-killed-captured.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/26/us/politics/trump-affidavit-intelligence-spies.html

I don’t disagree at all, but it’s a shame that they might have to. We haven’t been shaming our friends enough for being Trump supporting fuckwits, guys.

As long as they’re naked

A million heartbeats is 10 days. A billion is 27 years

My mental stereotype of north koreans might be wrong but I picture them as hicks who’ve never even seen a computer or smart phone. Imagine being that backwards and being thrown into a cutting esge drone war

As far as sex goes, occasionally I’ll invite a second person

Never forget what really started the Ferguson riots. After a peaceful candlelight vigil, Ferguson police let a K-9 piss on the memorial to Michael Brown then ran over it with their police cars

Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed

A real man would do it in the trash can inside the dairy queen

Harris was on Colbert a day or two ago talking about it and she kept calling them tests, which makes it sound like a case of $10 tests. But she did a good job of telling people to remember how hard it was to get tested at the time, how people had to wait in line in their cars for hours, then wait a few days to get the results.

Also remember Trump kept saying we didn’t need to test so much because when we tested a lot it made the number of cases go up., which was so incredibly stupid. I saw a clip where he was on tv ranting that we were testing too much and it turned out to be the very same day he gave those machines to Putin.

I understood SNL

In order to sue you have to show damages. It seems like she can only show benefits. Maybe she can gain more weight than she lost before she goes to court and start dating an asshole or something.

Four? You must really enjoy food that spins

A couple thoughts…

It is talking about President, but counts years where those names appeared on the ballot as Vice President too.

It also ignores that a lot of other people have also been on the ballots over the years.

Also, some of this is natural. When a president has an 8 year run, the Vice President is a natural person to take a shot at the presidency, so it’s perfectly normal to have 12 years where the same person is on the ballot as VP then P. It’s natural for this to happen more than once in a row. Whether we’ve had this long of a streak or not, I don’t know, but I suspect we might have.

This showerthought covers 44 years. The Bushs and Clintons double dipping is 12 years worth of ballots, but the other 32 years were natural. Hilary lost when she tried to double dip so I would argue the 8 years of Dubya are really the only anomaly in actual presidencies as far as “dynasties” are concerned.

Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?

Isn’t he just amplifying it?

That’s the up and down ones. They’re kept there without across ones to eat

I pointed out on Mastodon that Trump is married to an immigrant and seems to have inside knowledge about immigrants eating pets…

The article is satire about Jesse Waters’ real criticism of Walz using a straw

Alpha males don’t drink a milkshake with a straw, they give it their whole mouth, open up their throat and don’t forget to work the balls.