Wait til you find out how many books in the Bible were actually written by supernatural beings 😅

My fellow adult!

So now you get it

Only Congress can create, rename, or eliminate departments. No matter what big baby says.

Can’t wait until it happens at work.

Oh wait, it’s not, and this is dumb?

Lol sure grandpa. Citation requested. What a shit comment.

It’s secure if you’re not stupid and you don’t turn off the safety protocols it literally warns you not to turn off. Stupid people need apple’s domineering control to protect them from themselves

A rapist doesn’t get to demand ownership of a portion of their victim. Go fuck yourself.

He still doesn’t know, guys 😅

Master bathrooms are one of the largest selling points of a home. A decent reno of a master bath can be quite expensive.

elaborate?

“Help us continue to the very next move which will be a successful vote to release your appearances in the Epstein Files.”

HEYOOOO

If you’re worried about animal fecal matter making it into the waterways, I have bad news about fish

In Florida, rain gutters that flow to open waterways are marked as such with special reminders / warnings. Perhaps that would be a decent compromise here. Then one can’t say they didn’t know.

Every time they face consequences for their actions, we are robbed to save them, so be careful what you wish for

Nothing like a great self-referential comment

Ok, except for sportsball

just use that one thing that works right now

He said in response to an article about how they are perpetually reducing the amount of things that work right now

Look out everyone, edgy guy detected