Isn’t that a paella?

The name cloud comes from depiction of “somewhere on the internet” in network diagrams. I don’t know what corporate environment you’re in but you’re using the term incorrectly.

Oh, from the same people who want you to install a mandatory app to access half of the internet? I’ll pass

Do you mean you’d be linked to potential crimes of the previous owner? Well yeah there’s a slim chance but then you show authorities a proof of purchase.

Or if you mean your personal privacy, that’s non existent at the moment you connect to a cell network with a registered sim

If you use Linux in English, en-CA is also the best locale to use, it has 24 hour time, metric units and simplified (american) language. They will conquer the world with convenience!