Yes! They actually heard me!

Usually I get pissed about these things and nobody cares.

Clearly. Where do you think they got those ears from?

Probably not, thanks to their nictitating membrane (or haw).

It’s an extra see-through eyelid that keeps dust and debris out of their eyes.

The new injectors use lasers instead of springs and plungers, so it’s a brand new version of a discontinued tech.

Why isn’t water on both? That’s far more important to plant life than rocks.

I don’t think your layers make much sense.

I can only assume that smashing testicles led you thinking of stomping grapes.

Of course! How else will everybody know that I’m better than them?

It’s a risky move. In order for it to work, you’d have to use a character with good acceleration, but you’re likely losing top speed all the times you’re not brake checking. Also, if they see you brake and are able to get out of the way, you’re stopped on the track while they’re flying past.

We don’t?

I do.

This is actually the best argument I’ve heard on this.

the comment you replied to was really only making a joke,

Did the cartoonishly evil laugh give it away?

By adding my email address to EVERY spam list, I will ensure my immortality!!! Bwahahaha!

It was Famous Toms for $100

You mean when somebody asks who is Tom Hanks? You don’t reply with "This actor got BIG in the 80s only to be Castaway decades later "

You think the packaging is excessive now, just wait!

Hi Monique, would you happen to look at the sign?

We would be if we knew what the fuck a kg was.

That’s the one! I haven’t thought about him in years, so it was pretty shocking to see that he’s in this movie.

That was MADDOX!!!

He was the robber at the beginning. Does anyone else remember thebestpageintheuniverse.net?

I had his book The Alphabet of Manliness, but a coworker borrowed it and that was about 15 years ago.

I should look into what he’s up to now.