This is going to be the quietest superbowl ever between the half time rightoid tantrum and the fact that nobody gives a shit about the seahawks and patriots.

Green is the color of Islam because it is the religion of peas.

how much are plane tickets to egypt?

well at least your bio is accurate

Tell me you don’t know anything about the US without telling me.

Moral of the story: If the Gods give you a bull, fuck it before it gets your wife pregnant.

What if the reason why videogame movies have been failing all this time is because they keep giving them to awful directors who just make them for german tax writeoffs.

Any burnin with modern screens is going to be miniscule for everyone who had a CRT or plasma.

my favorite part of 2002 was all the “never forgetti september eletti” while ALSO everyone was frantically airbrushing the twin towers out of movie posters to not make people remember

but the kid is not my son

The ocean is a soup.

I never did acid and I’m still a worthless sack of shit so maybe the acid has nothing to do with anything.

The economy will survive if businesses aren’t open for a day or two in places the weather is angry

Yes it can.

This is exactly what you should say to someone with a lot of plants.

Calamity

Da ba de da ba di

Haiku

Inshallah we see the fall of the entire anglosphere in our lifetimes.

What if someone made the hytale of terraria?